Sunday, October 4, 2026
The Sunday Memory Drawer - Switching Coasts
I mean, I would look at my own family. They were sequestered in the Bronx and lower Westchester County. Few went anywhere far. Most had never flow on an airplane. Back in the day, you just didn't harbor any expectations when it came to traveling great distances.
So, as I did yesterday and will later today, I sit in, of all places, Dodger Stadium. In my season tickets. And I think one more time how this all happened. I'm close to the stadium now. And I remember how far away it was way back when.
A lifelong Met fan now screaming his head off in Chavez Ravine.
Back when I was a kid in NY and a fledgling fan of the sport of baseball, the Dodgers' home in Los Angeles seemed to be in another world. And that was just as well. I was bleeding blue and orange...the chosen plasma of every New York Met fan. And I wanted to hear and see every pitch. Even when they were playing in that far off land called California.
I didn't understand completely then the concept of time zones. All I knew is that Dodger Stadium was so far away the games started three hours later than they did in NY. An 8PM start time was really 11PM at Dodger Stadium and it took years for me to comprehend this phenomenon. So, whenever the Mets played the Dodgers on that other end of the planet, I had to get very creative when it came to staying in touch with the game.
Rarely were those contests telecast on television back to WOR-TV Channel 9 in New York. And, if they were, there was no way this eight-year-old was going to be able to go into the living room and turn on the big clunky Zenith. As it was, the sleeping hawks/parents sensed my every nocturnal move.
"You're going to the bathroom. What's wrong?"
"You turned the light on. What's the matter?"
"Why are your bedcovers off? What's the problem?"
Jeez...........
So, to keep track of West Coast baseball games, I was reduced to covert activity. A transistor radio with the covers pulled over my head. Meanwhile, since my dog Tuffy was already in the bed with me, this became a very sweaty situation on hot summer nights.
I was trying to listen to Met announcer Bob Murphy call the action with the play-by-play smothered under a pillow. Did he say that was a strike or a ball? Did Ed Kranepool score or didn't he? And, Tuffy, please stop licking my feet!
Eventually, one of the parental units would get up to go to the bathroom themselves. And the faint hum of AM radio would be radiating from my bedroom.
"TURN OFF THAT GAME AND GO TO BED!!!"
Er, I'm not listening to a game. And, technically, I am in bed. Oh, never mind. I quickly clicked off the transistor radio and threw it across my room.
I needed those words from the Met announcers because, indeed, I had no idea what Dodger Stadium looked like. Oh, I had seen a few pictures, but little else. I knew there were these two neat six-sided scoreboards. And that wave-like roof over the bleachers. But, all in all, this ballpark was a mystery to me.
I was further addled by the varying names the stadium had. Sometimes, I saw it in print as "Dodger Stadium." But, other times it was called "Chavez Ravine." Is that the Spanish translation? I had no clue. It all sounded so wonderful. But, only in my mind. Really, all I had to go on was an episode of "Mr. Ed." Or that time Jeff Stone met Don Drysdale on "The Donna Reed Show."
I finally got to see the place for myself on a Labor Day when I was eleven. For some bizarre reason, one of the networks was televising a game that afternoon between the San Francisco Giants and the Los Angeles Dodgers. Why? Who knows? But, it was strange for me to watch a game that didn't involve the Mets.
I was going to get my chance to actually see Dodger Stadium for myself. And I was a captive audience. Mainly because I was trapped in my bed with a fever of 104 degrees. That was probably the sickest I have ever been in my life. Some sort of virus was galloping through my body. It was like one of those jungle movies where the great White hunter has malaria and is lying in a quonset hut, being fanned by natives. Except I was lying in my bedroom and my parents were taking turns applying cold compresses and alcohol in order to get the fever down.
Meanwhile, as I lay there in gallons of sweat, I kept staring at the game on the black and white TV in my room. That's Dodger Stadium! There's those cool scoreboards! Look at all those palm trees outside the bleachers! I was literally and figuratively closer to heaven. I vowed to go there one day and see this Chavez Ravine for myself
I, of course, survived. The Giants won that day in 13 innings. And it would be another twelve years before I would see Dodger Stadium for myself. In person.
It was as glorious as it appeared on that day when I lost about ten gallons of water through my pores. I was on my first ever trip to Los Angeles and this ballpark was a mandatory stop. The Reds shellacked the Dodgers that day. But, the sheer essence of just being there was enough for me.
Here I am years later. A season ticket holder with a regular view of all that which enchanted me when I was eleven. I never take it for granted. This is baseball paradise. Especially when there's playoff baseball in October.
Yes, Shea Stadium will always be my first love. But, if I have no other baseball home for the rest of my life, Dodger Stadium will do just fine.
Dinner last night: General Tso's Chicken and spicy noodles.
Saturday, October 3, 2026
Classic TV Commercial of the Month - October 2026
Baseball and Ballantine!
Friday, October 2, 2026
The Mugs of October - 2026
I've heard of ringworm, but this is ridiculous.
I'll say.
Um, you got caught.
Also doubles as his Facebook profile photo.
Arrested for stealing asparagus.
No.
You don't.
Got milk?
I hope she wasn't busted for prostitution.
Well, he knows his rights.
How far around does this go?
Dinner last night: Leftover SPO.
Thursday, October 1, 2026
Where Was I?
What the hell? This all slipped by me.
But, then again, back about 15 or so years ago, the medium of television had evolved into a reality-drive nightmare. Prime time TV was a cesspool of shows that displayed the underbelly of society. People being "voted off" left and right.
Because I didn't partake in this frenzy, a lot happened off my radar screen. One of them was a program on NBC called "To Catch a Predator." Some schlock "journalist" named Chris Hansen used actors as teenage decoys to catch those poor shlubs who were descending on innocent children. This show, according to IMDB, ran three seasons.
Huh?
Well, it really did exist and now there's a Hollywood movie about all this and it goes off the air when one of the sting operations...well...end badly. So this could have easily been a documentary but it's not. Robert Pattinson plays Hansen, who apparently has a few skeletons in his closet. My research shows he is still working and has...gulp...a few Emmy awards. Meanwhile, the real Hansen did not participate in the making of this movie and hasn't had anything nice to say about it. I wonder why.
So, since this was all new to me in 2026, the story...and movie...were fascinating to me. It is told not only from the perspective of Hansen, but also one of the "actors" who would pose as a teenager to catch these creeps. Indeed, I thought that kid's story was the real compelling one.
Overall, the film feels real and, to that point, then-NBC News head honcho Jeff Zucker is a character. As I watched the movie, I wondered out loud how they found an actor who looked so much like Zucker. Imagine my surprise when I read the closing credits and saw that Jeff was playing himself.
Yes, the movie "Primetime" feels dirty and sleazy. But somebody was going to eventually go after the reality TV onslaught from back when. It might as well be this offering from director Lance Oppenheim.
LEN'S RATING: Three stars.
Dinner last night: Sandwich.
Wednesday, September 30, 2026
This Date in History - September 30
737: BATTLE OF THE BAGGAGE - TURGESH DRIVE BACK AN UMAYYAD INVASION OF KHUTTAL AND CAPTURE THEIR BAGGAGE TRAIN.
The smart money is on the garment bag.
1541: SPANISH CONQUISTADOR HERNANDO DE SOTO AND HIS FORCES ENTER TULA, WHICH IS PRESENT-DAY WESTERN ARKANSAS.
So Bill Clinton used to be governor of Tula?
1791: THE NATIONAL CONSTITUENT ASSEMBLY IN PARIS IS DISSOLVED.
Like an Alka Seltzer tablet.
1860: BRITAIN'S FIRST TRAM SERVICE BEGINS IN BIRKENHEAD, MERSEYSIDE.
Lord have mersey.
1882: THOMAS EDISON'S FIRST COMMERCIAL HYDROELECTRIC POWER PLANT BEGINS OPERATION IN WISCONSIN.
This guy did it all.
1888: JACK THE RIPPER KILLS HIS THIRD AND FOURTH VICTIMS.
On the same day. Must have been a day/night doubleheader.
1903: THE NEW GRESHAM SCHOOL IS OPENED BY SIR EVELYN WOOD.
How fast did you read that last line?
1921: ACTRESS DEBORAH KERR IS BORN.
She died in 2007. So, from here to eternity.
1924: AUTHOR TRUMAN CAPOTE IS BORN.
Then his blood was warm.
1927: BABE RUTH BECOMES THE FIRST BASEBALL PLAYER TO HIT 60 HOME RUNS IN ONE SEASON.
Steroids! Steroids!!
1931: ACTRESS ANGIE DICKINSON IS BORN.
Don't you really want to know what she was doing in that JFK White House?
1932: BASEBALL STAR JOHNNY PODRES IS BORN.
Pitched the Brooklyn Dodgers to their first World Series win in 1955.
1935: THE HOOVER DAM IS DEDICATED.
Dedicated to...holding back water.
1935: SINGER JOHNNY MATHIS IS BORN.
My writing partner had a whole conversation with him in the super market. A nice guy.
1938: THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS UNANIMOUSLY OUTLAWS "INTENTIONAL BOMBINGS OF CIVILIAN POPULATIONS."
What? No ruling about the designated hitter?
1939: NBC BROADCASTS THE FIRST TELEVISED AMERICAN FOOTBALL GAME BETWEEN THE WAYNESBURG YELLOW JACKETS AND THE FORDHAM RAMS, WHO WON.
Wait??? My alma mater of Fordham??? How cool??? And they won??????!!!
1947: PAKISTAN AND YEMEN JOIN THE UNITED NATIONS.
Make sure their dues checks don't bounce.
1947: THE WORLD SERIES BETWEEN THE NY YANKEES AND THE BROOKLYN DODGERS IS TELEVISED FOR THE FIRST TIME.
Except my team won't win until...well, see above reference for Johnny Podres.
1954: ACTOR BARRY WILLIAMS IS BORN.
Oh, Greg.
1955: ACTOR JAMES DEAN DIES IN AN AUTO ACCIDENT.
This guy's career would have been phenomenal.
1962: MEXICAN-AMERICAN LABOR LEADER CESAR CHAVEZ FOUNDS THE GROUP WHICH WOULD LATER BECOME THE UNITED FARM WORKERS.
Cesar, I love your ravine.
1962: JAMES MEREDITH ENTERS THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSISSIPPI, DEFYING SEGREGATION.
First stop: the book store.
1965: THE PILOT EPISODE OF THUNDERBIRDS AIRS IN ENGLAND FOR THE FIRST TIME.
A show about marionette pilots. My writing partner's favorite show when he was a kid.
1968: THE BOEING 747 IS ROLLED OUT AND SHOWN TO THE PUBLIC FOR THE FIRST TIME.
Oooh. Aaah.
1972: ROBERTO CLEMENTED RECORDS THE 3,000TH AND FINAL HIT OF HIS CAREER.
Off the Mets' Jon Matlack if I am not mistaken.
1982: CYANIDE-LACED TYLENOL KILLS SEVEN PEOPLE IN CHICAGO.
Must have been the Extra Strength.
1977: SINGER MARY FORD DIES.
Attached to that Les Paul guitar guy.
1978: ACTOR EDGAR BERGEN DIES.
Eulogy by Charlie McCarthy.
1996: THE US CONGRESS PASSES AN AMENDMENT THAT BANS THE POSSESSION OF FIREARMS FOR PEOPLE WHO WERE CONVICTED OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE.
Duh.
1998: BASEBALL PITCHER DAN QUISENBERRY DIES.
Any comment from Count Chocula?
2017: TV HOST MONTY HALL DIES.
Should have taken Door #2.
Dinner last night: Sandwich.
Tuesday, September 29, 2026
Hollywood Then and Now - September 2026
Few movie theater come. Most go. Indeed, we are going to have a bit of a resurgence shortly. The Westwood Village and the Bruin are classic movie houses and they are headed to re-opening. The same goes for the Arclight Hollywood and adjoining Cinerama Dome which shut down the first weekend of the COVID pandemic in March of 2020. That venue re-opens in 2028.
But there are a few that never close. They just evolve. We salute the Laemmle theater chain for keeping as many screens open as possible. One such place is the Royal right down the block from my home.
Here it is many years ago. And today? It's been carved up into four screens. But it remains open and we applaud vociferously.God bless.Dinner last night: Sandwich.
Monday, September 28, 2026
Monday Morning Video Laugh - September 28, 2026
Blucher!















