Sunday, June 21, 2026

The Sunday Memory Drawer - Thinking About Dad Again

 

Father's Day and our thoughts turn to the patriarchs in our lives.  This weekend is and has always been a double whammy for me as my dad's birthday is June 20.

I've often discussed my career aspirations here on this blog and today I wonder again.

What were my dad's?

There's a great scene in Woody Allen's phenomenal retrospective of his childhood, "Radio Days."  For years, Woody as a child keeps asking his dad what he did for a living.  The father never gives him a straight answer.  Then, one afternoon, the kid has to hail a taxicab and he sees his driver.

"You?!!!"

Dad was a cab driver.

My revelation was not as astounding.  I always knew what my dad did for a job.  He worked nights at the Mount Vernon Die Casting Company which was really in Stamford, Connecticut.  I suppose that, at one point, it was really in Mount Vernon.  

Yet, I knew where he worked but never really had a fix on what went on there.  Until I got a summer job there before my senior year in college.  I was stuck for money and Dad told me they needed somebody to sit in the shipping department at night.  This was sweet.  Very little to do and I got to sit in a corner and write one script after another for the college radio station sitcom that I created and would be starting its second season in September.

But this cool deal also allowed me to see what my father did.  He worked on a machine that sanded metal.  Parts for cars or appliances or whatever.  There would be a big crate of them next to Dad's machine.  He'd take one, sand it on the machine belt, and then put it in a finished crate.

Sand and crate.

Sand and crate.

Sand and crate.

I was incredibly humbled when I first saw this.  This was how my father earned a living.  This routine was one he followed 40 hours a week and fifty weeks a year for 35 or so years.

Wow.

But that was the generation that came out of the Great Depression and they followed a very basic tenet of life.

You graduated.  You got married.  You got a job.  You stayed in it as long as possible.  You provided for your family.  You retired.  You died.

Wow again.

For several years when I was about seven or eight, I remember my father having a second job.  He used to leave for Stamford around 3PM.  But, in those times, he'd wake up around 6AM to work for five or six hours at his cousin's oil burner company.  Dad would drive an oil truck and deliver fuel for peoples' houses in the Bronx.  I asked once why he did this.  The answer I got back was short and sweet.

"You want to go to college, don't you?"

Done.

When I was off from school, I sometimes accompanied Dad on his oil runs.  Opening the cap on the sidewalk.  Sticking the hose into it.  Listening to the oil run its way into a furnace.  It wasn't particularly challenging.  But, again, Dad was doing what he needed to do.  He worked two jobs.  Essentially...for me.

When I was a kid, I got peppered with the question I discussed last week.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

I wanted to know the same about my father.  And, as happened in most homes at that time, you got information about one parent by asking the other one.

Mom told me about some of my father's early career aspirations.  

In the Army, Dad saw no action.  But, apparently, he could change a typewriter ribbon with the best of them.  He worked in an office and could type 65 words a minute.  He was so adept at it that a post-military career was suggested to him.

"You should be a court stenographer."

That guy who lightly taps on that do-hickey that is usually in front of the judge's bench.

Per my mother, he even pursued my classes on this prior to actually getting a court stenographer position.

So why didn't he?

The info flow got murky.

"Well, you know....."

No, I don't.

Later on, my father chased down another career.  As television was coming into its own, there was a distinct lack of repairmen for this burgeoning new appliance.

Dad went to television repair school.

So why didn't he open his own shop?

"Well, you know....."

Um, no, I don't.

The closest Dad got to that career was trying to fix our TV set.  And, most of the time, he had to call in the specialist anyway.

I wonder to this day what happened with these dreams.

Sand and crate.

Sand and crate.

Sand and crate.

But, as I think about Dad today, I see something else alongside the picture on the wall that adorns today's blog.

My college diploma.

Dinner last night:  Cheese and crackers at the Hollywood Bowl.

Saturday, June 20, 2026

Classic TV Theme of the Month - June 2026

 When I was a kid, summer meant no school and the annual return of this TV gem.


Dinner last night:  The pre-game buffet at the Dodger Stadium Club.

Friday, June 19, 2026

June: The Month of Brides

 

Udderly wrong.
She thinks this is the dark side.   Wait till she meets her in-laws.
Just what you want on your tuxedo...dove shit.
 I have no clue what is happening here, so feel free to make up your own back story.
Nice pear.
This wine needs to breathe a little longer.
 There are some who shouldn't announce their wedding in the newspapers.
"Honey, you see what those cows are doing?......"
 Another reason not to get married in China.
"My wife is a real piece of cake."

Dinner last night:   Grilled Taylor ham on English muffin.

Thursday, June 18, 2026

He Remains...

 

...a shithead.

A zebra keeps his stripes and Jimmy Kimmel continues to be a phony and despicable human being.

Okay, this isn't about his recent "time out" because he made inappropriate jokes about the death of Charlie Kirk.   If you remember, that fiasco ran into tirades from people who said he has every right to say whatever is on his pea-sized mind.

And I would agree.   Freedom of speech.  But sometimes you can take that privilege a little too far.  Like last week when Kimmel joked about losing LA Mayor candidate Spencer Pratt loading up a U-haul to get out of town.   First off, the remark wasn't even remotely funny which has been par for the course from Kimmel the past ten years.

But, to throw salt into an open wound, little Jimmy should have realized that Pratt had nothing to put into said U-haul because he lost everything in the Palisades firm.

At what point do you stop, you obnoxious POS?   Hey, how does that medicine go down if you're asked to take it.   Shall I remind you and everybody else for that matter?

You're a punk and a shithead and an all-around bad guy.  But only people who work in your organization know that.   For the general public (at least those of us with a brain which leaves out your late night audience), you're just plain stupid.

Remember several years back when his infant son had some severe health issues?  The good news is that the kid is fine now until he ultimately realizes who his parents are. That intimate and personal family drama wound up in one of his monologues as he made a push for universal health care.  Really, Jimmy?   With the totally comprehensive health coverage you receive via your multiple unions, you want the rest of us to suffer through increased taxes?

Kimmel is an expert on your life and my life and proves it nightly as he mounts n his often tear-stained soap box about whatever Trump and Republicans did.  

Kimmel, of course, is way too stupid to comment on even the basic issues confronting America in 2026.  But he has a late night show and that's his bully pulpit.  I go back to the days of Johnny Carson in late night who knew his position in our lives was to entertain and not preach or indoctrinate.  

Getting sermonized by somebody like Jimmy Kimmel is laughable.   Remember the glass house and the bucket of stones?  I know a little about what goes on inside his empire because I know people who toiled in it.   Let's see.   The fact that he is a narcoleptic is well known.   Falling asleep in meetings at the drop of the hat.

But what about his wife?   The college intern he started to fuck and then made her head writer of his show?  The person who then unceremoniously fired several veteran writers because she didn't like them?   

I find it laughable when the Writers Guild comes out to defend his right to say anything largely because he has been involved in so many grievance filed by his writers.

Oh, yeah.   And what about all the illegal terminations he insisted on when people on staff didn't want to take a COVID vaccination.

I could go on and on because I know somebody who worked in that studio for a long time.

Frankly, it's time for Jimmy to pack up a U-haul.   Is it out of my realm to say that?

Um, freedom of speech.

Dinner last night:   Steak salad.

Wednesday, June 17, 2026

This Date in History - June 17

 

No, it's not his heavenly birthday.   Read on...

1462:  VLAD III THE IMPALER ATTEMPTS TO ASSASSINATE MEHMED II THE NIGHT ATTACK.

How come these guys sound like wrestlers?

1565: MATSUNAGE HISAHIDE ASSASSINATES THE 13TH ASHIKAGA SHOGUN, ASHIKAGA YOSHITERU.

If you say so...

1579:  SIR FRANCIS DRAKE CLAIMS A LAND HE CALLS NOVA ALBION (MODERN CALIFORNIA) FOR ENGLAND.

So they almost became the Nova Albion Giants.

1631:  MUMTAZ MAHAL DIES DURING CHILDBIRTH.  HER HUSBAND, SHAH JAHAN I, WILL SPEND THE NEXT 17 YEARS BUILDING HER MAUSOLEUM, THE TAJ MAHAL.

That's an awfully long time to keep a dead body around.

1775:  DURING THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION, COLONISTS INFLICT HEAVY CASUALTIES ON BRITISH FORCES WHILE LOSING THE BATTLE OF BUNKER HILL.

Take that, you blasted Redcoats!

1789:  IN FRANCE, THE THIRD ESTATE DECLARES ITSELF THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY.

Je ne care pas.

1839:  IN THE KINGDOM OF HAWAII, KAMEHAMEHA II ISSUES THE EDICT OF TOLERATION WHICH GIVES ROMAN CATHOLICS THE FREEDOM TO WORSHIP IN THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS.

The Kingdom of Hawaii?   Is there any other US state that was once a kingdom?  Not counting Texas, of course.

1876:  THE BATTLE OF THE ROSEBUD - 1,500 SIOUX AND CHEYENNE LED BY CRAZY HORSE BEAT BACK GENERAL CROOK'S FORCES IN MONTANA TERRITORY.

Sioux?  Si.

1877: THE BATTLE OF WHITE BIRD CANYON - THE NEZ PERCE DEFEAT THE US CAVALRY IN IDAHO.

So how come the Indians are always winning?

1885:  THE STATUE OF LIBERTY ARRIVES IN NEW YORK HARBOR.

And they kept it there when they found out it didn't exactly fit into anybody's living room.

1898:  THE US NAVY HOSPITAL CORPS IS ESTABLISHED.

Anchors and Band Aids away.

1901:  THE COLLEGE BOARD INTRODUCES ITS FIRST STANDARDIZED TEST, THE FORERUNNER TO THE SAT.

I thought that was the PSAT.

1930:  US PRESIDENT HERBERT HOOVER SIGNS THE SMOOT-HAWLEY TARIFF ACT INTO LAW.

I don't trust any legislation with the word "Smoot" in it.

1933:  IN KANSAS CITY, FOUR FBI AGENTS AND CAPTURED FUGITIVE FRANK NASH ARE GUNNED DOWN BY GANGSTERS ATTEMPTING TO FREE NASH.

Paging Eliot Ness.

1943:  POLITICIAN NEWT GINGRICH IS BORN.

Is it me or does this guy always look so much older than his age?

1943:  SINGER BARRY MANILOW IS BORN.

He finally came out of the closet.  As if we were surprised.

1953:  IN EAST GERMANY, THE SOVIET UNION ORDERS A DIVISION OF TROOPS INTO EAST BERLIN TO QUELL A REBELLION.

Yeah, that worked.   For a while.

1960: THE NEZ PERCE TRIBE IS AWARDED FOUR MILLION DOLLARS FOR 7 MILLION ACRES OF LAND.

So they beat us on this date in 1877 and also got oodles of money???

1963:  THE US SUPREME COURT RULES 8-1 IN ABINGTON SCHOOL DISTRICT VS. SCHEMPP AGAINST REQUIRING THE RECITING OF BIBLE VERSES AND THE LORD'S PRAYER IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

Do Moe and Larry know about this?

1971:  PRESIDENT RICHARD NIXON DECLARES THE US WAR ON DRUGS.

Does that mean he'll be bugging the folks at Johnson and Johnson?

1972:  FIVE WHITE HOUSE OPERATIVES ARE ARRESTED FOR BURGLING THE OFFICES OF THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE.

Watergate...I think this turned out to be some sort of big deal.

1986:  SINGER KATE SMITH DIES.

God bless her...and America.

1987:  BASEBALL STAR AND MANAGER DICK HOWSER DIES.

Less than two years after guiding them to the 1985 World Series.

1994:  FOLLOWING A TELEVISED LOW-SPEED HIGHWAY CHASE, OJ SIMPSON IS ARRESTED FOR THE MURDER OF HIS WIFE NICOLE AND HER FRIEND RONALD GOLDMAN.

Guilty.  And now dead.

2008:  ACTRESS/DANCER CYD CHARISSE DIES.

She lived three blocks away from my last apartment.

2012:  RODNEY KING DIES.

Don't know how to describe him with an occupation.  I'll leave it at that.

2019:  DESIGNER GLORIA VANDERBILT DIES.

Who gave birth to that numbskull Anderson Cooper.

2020:  JEAN KENNEDY SMITH DIES.

At least it wasn't by gunshot.

Dinner last night:  Hamburger.

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Celebrate?

 

There is nothing more exhilarating than when your team wins it all.  You are on top of the world.   For my preferred favorite sport of baseball, I got to feel it with the Mets in 69 and *6.   Then, the Dodgers in 20, 24, and 25.  You walk on air.  You feel special.  And the biggest action I wanted to take was to buy some championship T-shirts and caps.

Never once did I desire to climb up a light pole.  Or taunt fans of the other team.  Or set a school bus on fire.

If you were paying attention last week, New York went crazy last week as they completed their quest for the NBA Championship after being shut out for five decades.    Despite the fact that I thoroughly hate pro basketball,  I wish the die-hard fans that stuck around this long.   Indeed, there's probably only about 18,000 fans in existence because that's how many true fans can fit into Madison Square Garden.

The rest are hoodlums.  Animals.  Creatures from all over the world.  And they use team victories as a means to loot.  Take out their evil aggressions.  Fuck over people who don't look like them.

Now, over the years, I've seen cities explode when their team wins it.  Indeed, smart cities prepare for this.  They bring in extra cops.  Try to prevent crowds from forming.   Even grease the light poles so that climbing is impossible.

But, not New York which is now run by one of the dumbest mayors ever.   He promotes outdoor watch parties which you just know is kerosene on an open flame.   And that's why you had what you saw last week in NY.

Okay, in my years, I've seen some mayhem when a baseball team wins the World Series or a football team wins the Super Bowl.   But, 99% of the time, when it's a full out destructive riot, you can count on this.   

It's the NBA.   

Do some research.  It's out there.  As the beloved Casey Stengel used to say, you could look it up.

So why is that?

Well, look at the pictures from last week.  The profiling is there.  Connect the dots.  Like the ones on a pair of dice.

Dinner last night:  Leftover Korean chicken.

Monday, June 15, 2026

Monday Morning Video Laugh - June 15, 2026

The month of weddings and graduations presses on with this annual marital blooper from me.  Splash!


Dinner last night:  Ribeye steak.

Sunday, June 14, 2026

The Sunday Memory Drawer - Here Comes June Again

 

Around this date every year decades ago, we'd arrive at a much desired destination. 

The last day of school.

This is a recent photo of my beloved elementary school.  Grimes on Eleventh Avenue and Second Street in Mount Vernon, New York.  The building above was the new additional wing when we were going there.  In 2014, it looks like Berlin 1946.  But, then again, so does everything in economic-war-torn Mount Vernon.

But I digress. 

You awaited this special June day for week.  Indeed, when the school would send you home with the school calendar for the year in September, you would immediately skip right through to the last page.   What was officially the last day of school?

Learning usually stopped in early June.  You were being prepared for those pesky final exams.  Or as grueling as that could possibly be in the fourth or fifth grade. 

With tests out of the way, the last week of school seemed to take forever.  There was a lot of goofing off.  I even think there were some half-days as we were being emotionally and psychologically prepared for the annual separation of teacher and student. 

The very last day was almost always a Friday.  And you basically went in for a whole half-hour.  You were told that you were being promoted.  Duh.  Of course, there were probably some who weren't, but I made it a habit to be good friends with only the smart kids.  Oh, and here's your report card.  The teacher would say it was a pleasure to know you and out the door you went. 

Okay, maybe it was just 25 minutes.

You'd scamper down the stairs because your mother or father was still there waiting for you.  They hadn't even bothered to go home.  Our personal tradition was then for my mom and me to go have breakfast at Stanley's Restaurant with another set or two of pupil and parent.

It was a glorious day with the expectation of two fun months coming up. 

Of course, on the walk home, I would hear the sentence that would be repeated several more times before we hit September.

"Don't think you're gonna hang around the house all day and watch television."

Oh.  And why not?

I wasn't sure what my folks expected me to do at the age of ten or eleven.  I was too old to be supervised and way too young for a summer job.  And, oh yeah, I had already been studying the TV Guide for the past two months to scope out and schedule my daytime summer viewing. 

With both my parents now working nights, I was going to presented with chores.  So, yes, I guess it was a summer job.  With the parental units as resident straw bosses.

"Go mow the back yard."

I would start the process.   My grandmother would watch me from her kitchen window.

"You're just making a mess.  Go in the house and watch television."

Okay, I gladly accept this mixed message.  It's time for Dick Van Dyke reruns anyway.

"Go clean out your bedroom closet."

This, of course, presented me with tons of distractions.   I'd invariably find a long forgotten toy and the nostalgia kept me occupied for hours while the rest of my closet was piled precariously on my bed.

"Look at the mess you made.  Go watch television."

Yes, Mom.  And it's time for Paul Lynde and the Hollywood Squares.

"Go to the grocery store and pick up what's on this list."

I'd survey the items.  There's be four packs of cigarettes for Mom and two six-packs of Schaefer Beer for Dad.  I'd present to Gene the local grocer.

"You know, I probably shouldn't sell you the beer and cigarettes."

He'd, of course, say that as he handed me the brown paper bag of groceries.  Replete with smokes and drinks.  This was my favorite errand to do and I could be home in ten minutes, which was ideal.  After all, Gene Rayburn and the Match Game were coming on.

On summer Thursdays, I also got to participate with my dad in the weekly assignment of taking my grandmother to the A & P.  For a while, we used the supermarket on Oak Street.  When that closed, Grandma's selection of a new supermarket was akin to deciding which day the Allied Forces should land on Normandy Beach.  My father suggested a new venue.  A Waldbaum's in downtown Mount Vernon.

"Waldbaum's?  That's only for Jews."

No, seriously, Grandma, anybody can go in there.  They don't necessarily check your religious denomination on the way in.  Eventually, she bought in and actually liked the then-fancy new surroundings.  My job was to push the basket as she selected the very same items week to week.  Each food product came with a price check.

"You see this Oscar Meyer's bologna?  Last week, it cost $ 2.59.  This week, it went to $ 2.65." 

This was my grandmother and her take on economics.  She couldn't read, but she sure could keep track of the week-to-week price increases on cold cuts.  I'd be amazed at how she could do this.

"You see this Welch's grape jelly?  Last week, it cost $1.19.  This week, it's 1.29."

Yeah, but you're getting a free Flintstones drinking glass in the deal.  She'd wave off my attempts at an explanation.

We'd come home after taking two hours to do an hour's worth of supermarket shopping.  Just in time for Grandma's afternoon stories.  I'd sit and watch Another World with her.  Complete with her commentary on every character.  She caught me up on the last year's misdeeds in Soap Opera Land.

"This guy is a crook.  He stole somebody's money."

"I don't like her.  She's a show off."

"This one's a real tramp."

Eventually, my summer world evolved into more fun, fun, fun till your daddy took your T-Bird away.  The chores tapered off.  The reminders that I wasn't going to be parked in front of the TV all summer subsided. 

I was always allowed to be a kid.  And some of those summers on 15th Avenue gave me memories that I'll never forget.  At least until when I share them here.

Dinner last night:  Korean Chicken from Chin Chin.

Saturday, June 13, 2026

Classic Newsreel of the Month - June 2026

 A reminder of how much we lost when JFK was murdered.


Dinner last night:  Cheese and crackers.

Friday, June 12, 2026

Friday Is For Stupid Photos

 

It's Happy Hump Day for Mommy.
Pick which one will be the serial killer.  Actually, multiple choices are allowed.

The Bob Vila family Christmas card photo.
It's also Happy Hump Day for these turtles as well.

Leif Garrett lives.
I hope that second kid looks nothing like the first one.
Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.....
The police have been called to help him down.
What a surprise she's going to get when she really gets to know young Elton John.
Pee Wee tried the same thing in that porno theater years ago.

Dinner last night:  Grilled Taylor ham on English muffin.

Thursday, June 11, 2026

The Afterthought

I've been in a darker mood of late.   And, because this is the 20th year of my blog, it's my party and I'll cry if I want to.  You'd cry too if I happened to you.

So, that's my clever way of saying today's entry is a little bit of a pity party.  If you're not interested, come back tomorrow for a movie review or a political tirade or a rogue's gallery of stupid people.

Maybe this little phase of life noir is coming because all my friends are of an older age and becoming increasingly conscious that we're closer to the end than to the beginning.  Maybe it's my own quirkiness.   I prefer to think that there's plenty of good times ahead.   Hell, why else did I get two knee replacements along with a brand new hip?

I consider myself a good and true friend to others.   Well, I try to be.  It's the way I've always had to be since I was five or six.  I was the person like that old Avis rental car ad.   I had to try harder.   You see, I'm an only child devoid of siblings.  And single.

Don't get me wrong.   I have plenty of friends who I consider brothers and sisters.  And, upon reflection, I've had to work a little harder to get that roster of pals.  And while I haven't had the social life of somebody like George Clooney, I have dated.   I have loved.  I even once proposed.   

As a result of this status in life as an only and the perennial odd person in the group, I have always felt compelled to be the ring leader.   I'm the one who wants to gather the troops.   Concerts, movies, plays, dinners.   You name it.   I'm the one always being the architect of the plan.  

When we had to stop the world for everybody's favorite pandemic, I added yet another chore to my friendship job responsibilities.  I call to check up my friends all over the country.   Even some I have been out of touch with for some time.   Are you okay?  Are you safe?  How's the family?  Is there anything I can help with?  Any looting nearby?  You know the drill.

Back in 2020 and now in 2026, I have this unfortunate reminder of being the human afterthought.  I rarely get the same courtesy.

But, as I frequently need to remind myself, why should I expect anything more than the usual?  You see, years ago, I set up the ground rules.   I have only myself to blame.

For my whole life, I'm the one always asking the ask.   Arranging the time.  Choosing the restaurant for the evening.   Always the planner.  Never ever the plannee.  If I had not taken on this role, would I ever be going anywhere?   Or am I doomed to be a professional odd person out?   

Few people call me and invite me to an event.   Or a party.  Or lunch.   Or a weekend excursion.  Or a vacation.  Or anything for that matter.  I can't remember the last time somebody else planned something spontaneously and actually took the time to reel me in for it.  

So, the question is simple.  If I stop being a ring leader, what will happen?  It's an experiment I want to try but I am afraid of the results.  I think I know what would occur.   

Silence.

If I ever question the quiet, I get this response.

"Well, we assumed you had plans."

Hmmm.  Yes, I am the third person.  Or the fifth person.  Or the seventh person.  But I certainly get to watch everybody else's frivolities via social media.   Because I have to be sure of adding my "like."  I actually was once quizzed by somebody as to why I didn't Facebook-acknowledge their evening out.

Okay, I'm whining now and need to remember that I do have some great people in my life.  But there are those moments where I wonder if I am considered in the reciprocal vein.

Once again, I have brought this on myself.   I am angry with....well...me.  And a little bit at my parents who created this personality that allows to position himself as invisible and a tad inconsequential.    

As lives get shorter, I'm going to concentrate on spending times with friends and people that I truly love.   Trust me, there are less of them around.  For now, I'm going to let those people come to me if they'd like to see me.   Maybe they will.  Or more likely, I'll be on this computer posting this month's mug shots.

Dinner last night:   Grilled steak salad.

Wednesday, June 10, 2026

This Date in History - June 10

 

Happy birthday to Judy Garland.   Oh, I know she's dead and all.   But it still is her birthday.   Way, way, way over the rainbow.

671:  EMPEROR TENJI OF JAPAN INTRODUCES A WATER CLOCK CALLED ROKOKU.

And who's the one who introduced the puzzle called Sudoku?

1190:  FREDERICK I BARBAROSSA DROWNS IN THE RIVER SALEPH WHILE LEADING AN ARMY TO JERUSALEM.

Wasn't Barbarossa a movie with Jane Fonda?

1539:  POPE PAUL III SENDS OUT LETTERS TO HIS BISHOPS, DELAYED THE COUNCIL OF TRENT.

First known use of Constant Contact.

1596:  WILLEM BARENTS AND JACOB VAN HEEMSKERK DISCOVER BEAR ISLAND.

And then ran off it because...well...bears.

1692:  BRIDGET BISHOP IS HANGED AT GALLOWS HILL NEAR SALEM, MASSACHUSETTS FOR DETESTABLE ARTS CALLED WITCHCRAFT AND SORCERIES.

And Endora got away?

1793:  THE JARDIN DES PLANTES MUSEUM OPENS IN PARIS.  IT LATER BECOMES THE FIRST PUBLIC ZOO.  

Don't feed the Parisians.

1829:  THE FIRST BOAT RACE BETWEEN THE UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD AND THE UNIVERSITY OF CAMBRIDGE TAKES PLACE.

Slow news day on June 10, 1829.

1854:  THE FIRST CLASS OF US NAVAL ACADEMY STUDENTS GRADUATE.

Hats in the air.

1871:  CAPTAIN MCLANE TILTON LEADS 109 US MARINES IN A NAVAL ATTACK ON KANGHWA ISLAND, KOREA.

And you thought we only fought there in the 1950s.

1889: ACTOR SESSUE HAYAKAWA IS BORN.

Says who?

1895:  ACTRESS HATTIE MCDANIEL IS BORN.

T'ain't fittin'.

1901:  COMPOSER FREDERICK LOEWE IS BORN.

The rain in Spain...

1916:  AN ARAB REVOLT AGAINST THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE LED BY LAWRENCE OF ARABIA BREAKS OUT.

And probably was over sooner than the movie.

1922:  ACTRESS JUDY GARLAND IS BORN.

I would have been named after her if I had been a girl.   But I wasn't.

1935:  DR. ROBERT SMITH TAKES HIS LAST DRINK AND ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS IS FOUNDED IN OHIO.

Hello, Robert.

1940:  US PRESIDENT FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT DENOUNCES ITALY'S ACTIONS WITH HIS "STAB IN THE BACK" SPEECH.

As opposed to his "pain in the forehead" speech just before he died.

1940:  DURING WORLD WAR II, ITALY DECLARES WAR ON FRANCE AND THE UNITED KINGDOM.

Stupido.

1944:  IN BASEBALL, 15-YEAR-OLD JOE NUXHALL OF THE CINCINNATI REDS BECOMES THE YOUNGEST PLAYER EVER IN A MAJOR-LEAGUE GAME.

Jeez, I can remember this guy still playing decades later.

1947:  BASEBALL STAR KEN SINGLETON IS BORN.

He was a big deal because he actually grew up in my home town of Mount Vernon, New York.

1959:  POLITICIAN ELIOT SPITZER IS BORN.

Politician...and crook.

1964:  THE US SENATE BREAKS A 75-DAY FILIBUSTER AGAINST THE CIVIL RIGHTS ACT OF 1964, LEADING TO THE BILL'S PASSAGE.

By the way, it was mostly Democrats opposing it.

1967:  THE SIX-DAY WAR ENDS WHEN ISRAEL AND SYRIA AGREE TO A CEASE FIRE.

It's good to know that it's been peaceful there ever since.

1967:  ACTOR SPENCER TRACY DIES.

Guess who's not coming to dinner.

1971:  ACTOR MICHAEL RENNIE DIES.

Klaatu barada nikto.

1973:  PLAYWRIGHT WILLIAM INGE DIES.

He wrote "Picnic."   Now he's under one.

1976:  FILM PRODUCER ADOLPH ZUKOR DIES.

His name is on the front of all those old Popeye cartoons.

1977:  JAMES EARL RAY ESCAPES FROM BRUSHY MOUNTAIN PRISON BUT IS RECAPTURED THREE DAYS LATER.

Well, that worked well, didn't it?

1977:  THE APPLE II, ONE OF THE FIRST PERSONAL COMPUTERS, GOES ON SALE.

There was probably no line.

1991:  ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD JAYCEE LEE DUGARD WAS KIDNAPPED IN LAKE TAHOE, CALIFORNIA.   SHE WOULD REMAIN A CAPTIVE UNTIL 2009.  

So she got tenure?

2002:  MOB BOSS JOHN GOTTI DIES.

I'll bet he was buried in a very nice suit and tie.

2003:  THE SPIRIT ROVER IS LAUNCHED, BEGINNING NASA'S MARS EXPLORATION ROVER MISSION.

Looking for Ray Walston.

2004:  SINGER RAY CHARLES DIES.

Georgia no longer on his mind.

Dinner last night:    Appetizers at AOC.

Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Just In Time Indeed

 

One of the major problems when you have four significant surgeries over the course of four years?

I missed going to live performances.   Most notably on Broadway.  Oh, I've done a few shows during the recovery mode, but it was a hassle.   Given the lack of legroom on the Great White Way, seating is always a hassle.   And the crowds make everybody a fall risk.

But, on my last NY trip, I finally found a good reason to endure all of the above.  I saw the lauded Bobby Darin tribute called "Just In Time."  And it was perhaps one of the best shows I have seen in a decade.

First off, I would go to the venue any day of the week.   The Circle in the Square is a relatively "newish" theater as it was built in 1972.   There's automatically more legroom.   And, with this show, the staging depicted a Vegas night club.  And, because of the layout, there are frequent moments where one of the cast members is performing five feet away from you.

Now Bobby Darin was originally played to the hilt by the wonderful Jonathan Groff but he's already left the show.  But, have no fear, his replacement is the equally reliable Jeremy Jordan and he was terrific.

But, truth be told, my main enticement in the cast was the presence in the role of Connie Francis of Isa Briones, who is hotter than blazes currently as Dr. Santos in "The Pitt."  I wanted to see her and so did a lot of other patrons.   I was asked repeatedly by fans to take selfies of them underneath her poster in the lobby.  And to make things even more special, she performed "Who's Sorry Now" just five feet away from my seat.   And we made eye contact.

God, I have missed going to live performances.

Everything about this show is perfect.   The tunes are terrific.  The acting is top notch.   Oh, sure, the ending is a bit of a Debbie Downer because...well...Darin died at the age of 37.  But that's a small sad price to pay when you are thoroughly engaged for a comfortable two-and-a-half hours.   

Maybe just the sheer experience of being back...and not broken...on Broadway. But seeing a magnificent show sure did make it even more special.

Stages of America, I will be back.

Dinner last night: Hamburger.

Monday, June 8, 2026

Monday Morning Video Laugh - June 8, 2026

June weddings and graduation continue with a girl who wore the wrong shoes to get her diploma. 


Dinner last night:  Ribeye steak and cherry tomato compote.

Sunday, June 7, 2026

The Sunday Memory Drawer - The Sunday Funny Papers

 

Again, sensory perception conjures up another memory.  

When I return to my New York existence from time to time, I immediately fall into some immediate patterns that I don't really practice in Los Angeles.  There are certain foods I will only crave in New York.  Or schedules that I adhere to there and not here.  The here and there are, of course, interchangeable.

One such beast is Sunday morning.  In Los Angeles, I will wake up and get ready for church.  While dressed and waiting for my hair to dry, I will have an English muffin with Nutella and open up the Los Angeles Times that has been delivered to my front door.  Most Sundays, I will immediately zip through the sports pages and then tackle the Sudoku puzzle.  If I can get that done before church, I am gold.  Usually, I won't tackle the rest of the newspaper until later.  If there is a Sunday afternoon Dodger game at home, I may never finish that Sunday's LA Times.

When in New York, after all these years, I revert back to habits developed decades ago.  And now performed only when I am there.

I don't get a newspaper delivered there so I have to get dressed (with a baseball cap covering my bed head) and drive to the...wait for it...local candy store which is adjacent to the...wait for this as well...local bakery.  I'll get my breakfast of a muffin or a bagel.  Purchase the New York Daily News and, thanks Dad, for establishing that priority when I was five years old.

I drive home.  Lay out the food on the dining room table and open the paper.  

I have to eat my breakfast while reading the Sunday comics.  Or, as you may have called them, the funny papers.

Of course, without the driving, this was my Sunday morning since I was about six years old.  Heck, I was reading the paper before that.  But I absolutely had to this each and every week.  Even when I was going to Sunday School in the Bronx, I couldn't leave the house until those funny papers had been completely absorbed by my eyeballs.

In the summertime, I would particularly savor the whole process.  With Sunday School in remission for July and August, the comics would be lingered over.  I'd take them to my favorite reading spot next to the kitchen fan.  I would wedge myself into that corner.  And spend the next hour lost in the color drawings that seemed to go on endlessly.  

In 2026, the comics in daily newspapers are always condensed to fit now into just two pages.  The type in the Los Angeles Times is so small that I need a magnifying glass to see what Linus is saying.  The same is happening in New York.  

But, back then, the Sunday comic supplement went on endlessly.  And so did I.

There were some Sundays that, despite my ability to read at a very young age, I would go downstairs and let my grandfather do his best Fiorello LaGuardia impersonation for me.  As I sat alongside him at the kitchen with their window fan blasting nearby, I would be enraptured as Grandpa would take me from panel to panel.

"So, Moon Mullins picks Kayo up and puts him to bed and says..."

Grandpa and I had our favorites.
Gasoline Alley, which had a character named Skeezix.  I once asked Grandpa what kind of name that was.  My grandfather's reply : "I don't know but it sure as hell isn't German."

There was the little bald-headed kid named Henry.  He also was apparently a deaf mute.  Henry was written with no lines.   Grandpa and I would survey the panels and then simply chuckle at the end.
There were the continuing stories starring the likes of Brenda Starr, Steve Canyon, Rex Morgan MD, and Winnie Winkle.  For those, you had to read the paper Monday through Saturday to keep up.  But, most of the action was saved for Grandpa and me on Sundays.


While Grandpa was not a fan, I loved the exploits of Dondi.
The kid was close to my age, so I could identify with him.  Except, as I later learned, he was a WWII war orphan, so our similarities ended there.  

At some point, Hollywood attempted to make a movie based on Dondi.  I hounded my dad to take me to see it.  When it came to life before my eyes, I realized it was more fun to read it.  As it turns out, a variety of film historians call it one of the worst movies ever made.  Agreed.

Meanwhile, on the back page, there was Dick Tracy and Grandpa was a fan of him.  At one point, they made a series of TV cartoons based on the character.  This was confusing to me since Tracy was always there at the beginning but never carried through the entire cartoon.  Instead, you saw a bunch of borderline offensive subordinate detectives named Go-Go Gomez, Joe Jit-su, and Heap O'Calorie.  The politically incorrect police today would have a field day.  As for me back in the day, the cartoons were nothing like what Grandpa had to read to me the previous Sunday.  Another foolproof way to confuse the shit out of a seven-year-old.

Somehow, though, my favorite comic strip was always Blondie.
Although the confused person that always sat firmly inside of me couldn't figure out what the comic was called Blondie when it was always about Dagwood.  Still, despite the title issue I would raise, the adventures of the Bumsteads were ideal for me since my family values were being formed on television situation comedies.  Where one of the parents was always getting into trouble and the other, usually smarter parent was there with the wise crack. 

In Blondie, nobody ever seemed to grow old.  Alexander and Cookie were eternally in high school.  Dagwood was always sleeping on the couch.  And Daisy the dog was in every frame.  

Life was quiet and good.  Just what I was looking for.

Perhaps that's why, to this very day, I continue to read Blondie every morning.  Oh, sure, the gags have been updated.  There are references to Twitter and e-mails and reality television.  But, the format has stayed the same.  

Life is still quiet and good.  Just what I'm looking for.

On my last NY Sunday, I made the usual drive for my Sunday morning needs.  Only to be greeted by a sign hanging over the stack of New York Daily News editions.

"SORRY, DUE TO A PRINTER PROBLEM, THERE ARE NO COMICS TODAY."

My heart sank. I drove to two other stores before I could pick up a copy of the Westchester Journal News which also features Sunday comics.  Luckily, many of my favorites are included.  But the drama was too much for me to handle.

Eventually, I got home.  The weather was toasty.  I spread out the funny papers on the dining room table.  I devoured my chocolate chip muffin in front of the portable fan that I had propped up next to me.

Suddenly, I was six again.  Grandpa, where did we leave off with Nancy and Sluggo?

Dinner last night:  Grilled Taylor Ham.