From Los Angeles to New York to Los Angeles and absolutely no points in between.
---Adios Patrick Swayze. He sounded like a decent guy.
---Now everybody is waiting for him to talk to us again through Whoopi Goldberg.
---You would think that, if he could survive lifting up Jennifer Grey in the air, nothing could beat this guy.
---Barbara Walters buries one more celebrity. Anybody got a good explanation for this???
---If she had met Moses, Barbara would be cougar material.
---Now we all know what the next three months of Larry King Live will be devoted to.
---"Tonight, we find out all about his root canals. We talk to Patrick Swayze's dentist. Was he still flossing throughout his fatal illness?"
---Eight years after 9/11, enhanced airport security is apparently a new thing to Black women. How else can you explain the reaction I saw at JFK Airport on Monday?
---There were three oversized smart mouths who rebelled at every single direction.
---"I ain't got no picture ID. You see my face right here."
---"I gotta take my shoes off? You just wanna get off looking at my bare feet."
---"You ain't gonna find nothing in that bag that's worth shit."
---Obviously their first day here after living for the past few years on Planet Queen Latifah.
---I watched to see where these three slobs were headed.
---A flight to New Orleans.
---Your Honor, the prosecution rests.
---I'm guessing they were all carrying business cards from ACORN.
---The only thing that might have been worse is if I was standing on line behind Serena Williams.
---No woman should be snarky if she sweats that much.
---They supposedly fined her $10,000 for that outburst at the US Open. Yeah, that's a big dent for some chick pulling in 25 million a year.
---Kanye West acted like an idiot at some video award show. And the big surprise is what???
---Meanwhile, in an off-the-record moment, Obama said Kanye was a jackass.
---It takes one to know...yada yada yada.
---Let's go back to the airport. As folks are hurried through security, I wonder just how many personal articles are left behind. Some guy picked up my laptop by mistake.
---I think.
---Homeland Security just might be Pickpockets Delight.
---It happens every flight. The sign over the toilet says "please don't throw paper in the toilet." What's in the toilet?
---Two points off if you answered incorrectly.
---But you can get the two points back if you made it through the Jay Leno Show without snoring.
---If NBC puts this on five nights a week, they have obviously bankrupted one of the greatest broadcast institutions ever.
---And you probably thought that happened when they put on "Hello Larry" with McLean Stevenson.
Dinner last night: Pepperoni pizza at the Dodger game.
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I thought black people were afraid to fly and prefer Greyhound.
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