December 2018 Mug Shots - Special Holiday Edition

 So the secret is out.  No long underwear for Santa.

 Hey, that's not hot chocolate.

 Find him at Macy's.

 No thanks.

 Okay, I'm listening.

 The Grinch apparently stole more than Christmas.

 Obviously, the new toy didn't come with batteries.

 The creepy Elf of the Year is...

 Santa's second wife.

 #Metoosanta'sgayelf.

 Mrs. Claus pre-Botox.

Black Santas Matter.

Dinner last night:  Steak salad.