The Mugshots of August 2020 - Special Chicago Edition

How's this for timely?  All of these folks were recently arrested in that Midwest shithole we call Chicago.
  
Chances are they were all home the very next morning.

Hey, lady, there's a message written across the top of your breasts.

 Taxicab.  Doors open.

 Committing crimes takes a lot of teamwork.

 That part in her hair looks like the runway at O'Hare.

 It's great when the local jail has Zoom conferencing.

 Yes, I know.   You're innocent.  Wink, wink.

 Pretty studious looking.  Maybe he was trying to burn down the library.

 Today on the View....

 Yes, we do have an enema kit.

What toppled statue?

Not a mug shot, but we can dream.   Mayor Lori Lightfoot and her incompetence and ugliness go hand in hand.  Jeez, she must have hit every branch on her way down.

Dinner last night:  Mongolian Beef from Chin Chin.