The Great Unwashed of Walmart

 

"Well, it fit when I tried it on in the dressing room."

"Well, it looked good in the box."

No one in Beverly Hills would be caught dead in this get-up.

Happy Valentine's Day from your friendly neighborhood pimp.

Let's just hope it's stained from the outside and not the other way around.

"Excuse me, what aisle can I find the man groomers?"

Dinner last night:  Monte cristo sandwich at Cafe 50s.