Born on the Mugs of July

Arrested for impersonating a cocker spaniel.

 Usually, those disposable razor blades do manage to last for the entire shave.

Is there a Bosley Hair representative working in this cell block?

 There is not a single hair on this head that is real.

Oh, my God!  They've arrested the late Ed Koch.

Just guessing.  Marijuana possession charge???

You think you're angry now?  Wait till Obamacare really kicks in next year.

He didn't see the cop standing on his left.

Who put this Band-Aid on?  The guy in the previous picture??

Follow me.  There's a pattern developing...

Can you guess what it is?

All those who guessed "bow tie on a t-shirt" can now report to the warden.  Your sentence has been suspended.

Dinner last night:  Wine and cheese and lots of other great stuff at the Hollywood Bowl.