Friday, July 3, 2015

I'm A Yankee Doodle Mugshot

Arrested mid-Toni Permanent.
Arrested mid-nap.
 That should get her another six months.
I guess comb overs are illegal.
Bob Hope called.  He wants his nose back.
 He's got a gag in his mouth.  I hope he gets to tell it.
 Who's cooking up some escargots?
 Yeah, I smell something, too.
 Rebecca of Sunnybrook Prison.
 Who's got some Bactine?
Your dry cleaning is ready.
With apologies to Judy Garland...A Convict Is Born.

Dinner last night:   Stir fry vegetables in garlic sauce.

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