August is Always Mug-gy Weather

 Larry Fine called.  He wants his hair cut back.

 Illegal alien.  And I don't mean the kind from Earth.

 Sadly, this is some poor kid's grandfather.

Ironically arrested for robbing a dentist.

 Super size me.

 Doesn't this look like one of the characters Eddie Murphy played in "The Nutty Professor?"

 That fine line between comedy and tragedy.

 Too bad she's going to miss that beauty parlor appointment.

 Your mother!

 Age Five called.  They want their pajamas back.

 Oh, my God!  They've arrested Tinker Bell for money laundering.

Trust me.  The guys in the shower will appreciate you for this.

Dinner last night:  Hamburger.