The First Arrests of 2018

 Say "aahhh."

 Yeah, that looks infected.

He had a gag in his mouth but didn't get a chance to tell it.

 The smell of cabbage cooking.

 He opens his mouth sort of like the way Mr. Ed did.

 Hold still.

 You, too.

 All sorts of scary.

 Spit out the gum please.

 What do you mean "arrested?"

 A quick nap before being indicted.

You never know what you can catch in prison.

Dinner last night:  Hamburger on bun and caramelized onions.