Your Annual Black Friday Gift Guide From Len Speaks

Like clockwork, we're back.   Every year, this blog provides you with some classic gift ideas for the holidays.   Let me save you the wear and tear of fighting the Black Friday crowds.   I'm sure you all have people who would simply love finding one of these babies underneath their Christmas tree.  You're welcome

 Because everything is better with bacon.  Even a wallet.

 Except they don't tell you what part of the boyfriend grows the biggest.

 This just screams for a visit from the fire department at 3 in the morning.

 You won't want to shake hands with this guy.

 That has to be like a 75D.

 If you're that fucking lazy, you might as well drop the dog or cat into the river.

 Be the one with ink in your kindergarten class.

 It's like a Yuletide version of "Alien."

 Just don't lean forward.

 Because it's always fun when a pig is disemboweled.

Again...how fucking lazy can you get???

The green actually looks better than the gray he's been sporting of late.

Dinner last night:  Thanksgiving dinner - herb roasted turkey breast, stuffing, roasted vegetables, green bean casserole, and cranberry sauce.