Tuesday, May 5, 2020

Moron of the Month - May 2020

I guess things can get pretty darn repetitive on this blog.   I mean, how many times have we seen Nancy Pelosi earn the honor of being my Moron of the Month.  I'm just speculating here, but I might need two hands to count them all up.   

She's the gift that just keeps on giving.

But her latest shenanigan was so reprehensible and repulsive that even her staunchest of liberal fans might want to take issue with this human explosion at the Botox factory.   Have you heard?

A couple of weeks ago, the vaulted Speaker of the House made an appearance on that James Corden's late night gabfest, of which I have never watched a single second ever.  As per the norm now with all of live television in this pandemic era, talk shows are done from people's homes.  So we got to see the inner workings of the Pelosi kitchen nestled up there in the capital of Homelessville, USA.

Corden asked Pelosi how she was coping with the stay-at-home orders.  Frankly, I can't say that I've been worried about her since she still has her job at 100 percent of the original salary.  But Corden must have thought we were all concerned about how she was dealing with a quarantine.

Here's the clip:  

As the song in "Love Story" asked, where do I begin?

First off, note the two deluxe industrial refrigerators in her home.  

It's good to see how Nancy is using her free time.   Opening packages of chocolate sent in the mails.   Or maybe she's ordering it on-line.  Um, doesn't excessive candy make your skin break out, Nance?  Or is it stretched so tightly that pimples and blackheads wouldn't stand a chance?  Acne probably doesn't show up on Botox or plastic.

It's gratifying to see how much designer ice cream Pelosi has at her disposal.   I was really worried she might have to put on a mask and go down to wait for the Good Humor truck.

In all seriousness, this is the perfect illustration of how completely out-of-touch and tone deaf this jerk is.  And has always been.   She cares little about her constituents and, frankly, anybody in the nation.   I know people who have had their salaries drastically cut recently.   I have friends who have either been furloughed or eliminated from their employment altogether.   Heck, there are tons of homeless folks in her district right now that would clamor for a lick of her cone.

Okay, that last remark sounded gross, but you get the point.

Pelosi is completely oblivious to the needs of the average American citizen in these trying times.   Whoever on her staff allowed this optic to take place is equally ignorant to what is going on right now.  She's the quintessential politician and, by definition, that means she is virtually useless.

For the first time in my life, I actually thought about contacting a politician and complaining about this thoroughly disgusting display.   But my father's voice keeps coming back to me.

"They don't care."

Indeed, if you do want to contact Madame Pelosi, you really can't.  E-mails can only come from inside her district (as if a lot of homeless people have G-mail accounts).   Her social media goes to a web master.   Folks, your beloved advocate is largely unreachable.

Okay, most politicians are despicable on both sides of the aisle.  But Pelosi, in particular, is consistently the worst of the worst.  A shameful human being that wastes precious air every single day.

When we can all come out of our homes, please do not tell Nancy Pelosi.  Maybe we can keep her quarantined with her Dove bars for ever and ever.   And given her advanced age, I sincerely hope "ever and ever" takes her out of our country's equation sooner than later.

Bitch.

Dinner last night:  Leftover General Tso's Beef.

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