Happy New Year...in the Slammer

 

Pity party in Cell Block H.

 Pippi Longstocking...the adult years.

 I love the bad red hair.  She probably calls herself Lu'Seal Ball.

 If you don't know what's wrong, I'm not going to tell you.

 67% of all prison inmates had fewer cavities after brushing with Crest.

 And, now, ladies and gentlemen, the larcenous stylings of...

 It's hard to believe this shirt didn't shrink after one washing.

 You're going to jail, not an audition for the national touring company of "Porgy and Bess."

 Yeah, the prison shower will be a lot mo than you can handle.

 She couldn't outrun the cops, but her eyeshadow sure could.

Dinner last night:  Leftover pizza.