I can only relay the conversation exactly as I heard it in Aisle 6 of Bristol Farms. Two young female gremlins (if you saw them in person, you would agree with that description) were talking as they took turns looking at cans of crushed tomatoes.
Girl #1: It was a hassle, but it was so worth it for my own protection. It's not hard to get a temporary restraining order. If my boyfriend comes within 20 yards of me, I can call the cops.
Girl #2: The one I got for my last boyfriend, he couldn't come within 10 yards. And my friend's TRO on her ex-husband didn't allow him to be within one mile of her.
They moved onto Aisle 7.
So, how easy are these temporary restraining orders to get?
Is there a department at Target for them?
Or, maybe you can get the fancy ones at Nordstrom's. You know they are all so customer-service-oriented there. "I know you want the 30 yard one, but I think you'd be much happier with the 15 yard TRO. They are more popular these days."
Actually, I am going to request my own TRO and start with these two super market cookies.
Dinner last night: Salad.
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