The Ground Mugs of 2026

 

Too cheap to get a haircut for the whole head.

Voted "Most Likely to Be Scared in a Haunted House."

A real ass kissing.

Arrested for licking the sugar off a box of donuts.

Just met his new prison roommate...in the shower.

Hold still.  This is for the jailhouse yearbook.

If second helpings are a criminal offense, this one's in for life.

You're supposed to blow dry both sides.

Why buy an easel when a face will do just fine?

"Go ahead.  Hit me.  I dare you."

Dinner last night:  Hamburger.