Let's All Boycott Wednesday

Except that would be no fun.

---And, if we did, this blog would be missing a day by the end of the week.

---And, by the end of the year, we'd be four weeks behind.

---New Year's Eve would then be tied to Thanksgiving as "the holidays."

---How stupid is boycotting Wednesday? About as stupid as boycotting the state of Arizona. Like these dumbbells were doing in front of the Staples Center before last Monday night's Laker game.

---Props and kudos to Coach Phil Jackson for telling it like it is. And stating that this is all about the federal government not doing the one thing it's been entrusted to do by the Constitution. Protect the borders.

---So, these assholes stand in front of the Staples Center and bitch about what he said. Meanwhile, they probably would have been there anyway.

---Selling T-shirts illegally.

---Hawking spaces in parking lots for extraorbitant fees. Illegally.

---Selling hot dogs wrapped in bacon on grills that haven't been cleaned since the days of Magic Johnson.

---Illegally.

---And quite a few of them are standing there on American terra firma. Illegally.

---Mayor Villaramoron has announced that the city of LA is going to boycott Arizona, too. That's fine since I've been boycotting him since he got into office.

---I'll listen to what this jackass has to say when he stops using daily press briefings like a college mixer. He's screwed more reporters than the Tribune Company.

---If any of these nimcompoops would read the freakin' Arizona bill, they would see there is no racial profiling allowed.

---Of course, you have to read it to know that. Why would anybody want to comment on something they haven't read?

---You might want to ask US Attorney General Eric Holder who admitted not reading it on live television.

---I'm not surprised. Looking at this dummy, I am guessing the only thing he reads on a daily basis is Marmaduke.

---Meanwhile, Holder's publicly denying the existence of radical Islamics in this country.

---Saying there are no terrorists running around this nation is sort of like saying there's good acting in a porno film.

---And, speaking of illegals, when do we get to shitcan Obummer's Auntie Zeituni who's been living here illegitimately for years? In public housing!

---A judge has decreed that she can stay and, of course, what black robe was actually going to be the one to deport a relative of the President?

---She didn't want to go back to Kenya because of violence there. Has she ever seen a Walmart in Hempstead, Long Island the day after Thanksgiving?

---Yes, I know she's old. Yes, I know she's a wheelchair.

---Don't we have enough folks here legally who are old and in wheelchairs?

---I still find it hilarious that Obummer wrote lovingly about this old hag in his book. Scribed that she was an amazing influence on his life.

---As soon as it came out that she was living on taxpayer dollars, he suddenly announces that he had lost track of her over the years.

---Gee, I don't talk to my relatives all the time. But I certainly know where to find them if I had to.

---And, even better, they're all legal citizens.

---I think.

---More double standards from the Oval Office. First Lady Michelle Obummer, clearly bored with not getting to scream at anybody in a law office anymore, has finally adopted a cause.

---Fat kids. Because only she knows what we should be eating.

---When the fuck did she become Mary Poppins?

---Every once in a while, it's okay to have a spoonful of sugar.

---Just be happy your kid isn't swallowing a spoonful of Ajax.

---If this harpie is so damned health-conscious, she ought to look across at the guy on the other side of her Serta sleeper.

---Hey, Barry, what about those nicotine stains on your fingers?

---And that ketchup smear on your shirt?

---The lipstick mark on your collar.

---Ooops, wrong President.

---FLOTUS will be happy to know that there is very low "Calories from Fat" content in this blog.

---More nonsense that I can't make up: Woody Allen, who hasn't made a decent movie since Reagan was President, has stated that the American people should allow Obummer to be a dictator for a few years so he can get some good things done.

---Er, Woodman, thinking back to another dictator, how many decent Jewish relatives did you lose?

---Of course, Woody has also just come out in total support of the exiled Roman Polanski.

---What would you expect from somebody who slept with and then married his own step daughter?

---Only in Hollywood: a friend of mine spotted actress Jamie Lee Curtis in the check-out line at the supermarket.

---Her cart was filled with two items. That Activia. And several rolls of toilet tissue.

---Obviously, the shit works. Literally.

Dinner last night: Polish sausage and chips at the Dodger game.