Fast Food Abomination

"It's okay.  You'll be back on french fry detail soon."

The most unlikely thong wearer in America.

Ummm, I read the news from 1865.  You lost.

"Aw, gee, honey, how thoughtful."

I'd dont know what's worse.  The size of the ass or the faux varicose veins.

"Supersize me!"

I hope she didn't see this on Oprah.

Now that's a Happy Meal!

Sparing no expense for the wedding reception.

I think this is a gag, but a boy can dream, can't I?

Dinner last night: Sausage, rice, and stewed tomatoes.