You're also a punk and a shithead and an all-around bad guy. But only people who work in your organization know that. For the general public (at least those of us with a brain which leaves out your late night audience), you're just plan stupid.
Well, we had another senseless tragedy in our country the other day with the devastating carnage from Las Vegas. We know it's despicable because the always sanctimonious Hollywood ass wipes jump on every horrible moment in our history to push their agenda. Kimmel is becoming expert on that.
A couple of months ago, his infant son had some severe health issues. The good news is that the kid is fine now until he ultimately realizes who his parents are. That intimate and personal family drama wound up in one of his monologues as he made a push for universal health care. Really, Jimmy? With the totally comprehensive health coverage you receive via your multiple unions, you want the rest of us to suffer through increased taxes?
Kimmel is an expert on your life and my life and proved it again post-Las Vegas as the blood-letting prompted him to get on his tear-stained soap box about gun control. Of course, he pretty much blamed Trump and all Republicans for what happened in Vegas. Because, well, he is Jimmy Kimmel and so goddamn smart.
Don't get me wrong. Gun control is needed in this country ASAP. But, like so many of our prominent problems today, they are not getting solved because the extreme Republicans and the extreme Democrats don't meet in the middle and recognize this is not black and white but gray.
Kimmel, of course, is way too stupid to comment on even the basic issues confronting America in 2017. But he has a late night show and that's his bully pulpit. I go back to the days of Johnny Carson in late night who knew his position in our lives was to entertain and not preach or indoctrinate.
Getting sermonized by somebody like Jimmy Kimmel is laughable. Remember the glass house and the bucket of stones? I know a little about what goes on inside his empire because I know people who toiled in it. Let's see. The fact that he is a narcoleptic is well known. Falling asleep in meetings at the drop of the hat.
But what about his wife? The college intern he started to fuck and then made her head writer of his show? The person who then unceremoniously fired several veteran writers because she didn't like them?
Yeah, charming. Unfortunately, we will be stuck with this bathroom shower scum as Oscar host next February. It is thanks to morons like Jimmy Kimmel that the mute button was invented.
Dinner last night: Angel hair pasta with tomatoes and onions.
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