June's Mugs Are Busting Out All Over

 Too close to the electrical socket?

 He's in jail.  Teeth are home in a glass.

 He's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

 She's got Mr. Ed teeth.

 Your wife must enjoy that.

 Your husband must enjoy that.

 It's Old Headshot Day.

 When do I get my one phone call?

 Shoplifting some Colgate.

 Oh, look, I can do it sideways.

 "You're a cop?   Sheee-it."

And that's a field goal!

Dinner last night:  Steak salad.