Born on the Mug of July

 If you mean home by Christmas, you're not gonna make it.

 This is no gag.

 Just a hunch that his crime involved children.

 Is this a lunch break in jail?

 Send for the prison barber please.

 What happens when your wife looks just like Larry of the 3 Stooges.

 How do you hold your hair on?  Double knots.

 I would disagree.

 Nothing like a mug shot with product placement.

 Again I disagree.

 The T-shirt alone should get him twenty years.

OMG!  They've arrested the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz!!

Dinner last night:  Barbecued steak salad.