Pretty as a Picture

 

More ten-year-olds recommend Marlboros than any other cigarette.

She loves her chops.  Both karate and pork.

The family that safaris together....

"Daddy drinks because you're bad."

Tree huggers and tree kissers.  Meanwhile, her favorite kind of wood is obviously mahogany.

I never knew Loretta Lynn had a moustache.

Branded like cattle at the Triple R Ranch.

Oddly enough, he is probably the most normal one in the family.

Oh, my God!  She stole Norman Lear's hat!

Used car salesmen of the future.

Dinner last night:  Sandwich.