Christmas Albums You Probably Don't Have

 

Ho Ho Ho.  Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk.

Okay, when I was a teenager, I might have actually bought this one.

 Make that five Ho's.

Alright, I see the Flintstones and that gives me a logistical problem with this.  They existed B.C.  Before Christ.  So how the heck do they celebrate Christmas??
Huh??

What's for Christmas dinner?  What do you mean "ham?!!" 

Don't eat the tinsel.

Have yourself a Sodium Nitrate Christmas.

Don't they mean "The Knight Rider Before Christmas?"

Not to be confused with the Mamas and the Papas, who actually did sell a record album.

Because nothing says Christmas more than Efrem Zimbalist Jr. and Ty Hardin singing on your stereo record player.

My guess is that this gets no airplay in the homes of Debbie Reynolds and Connie Stevens.

Wanna know why this guy didn't celebrate more than 45 Christmases?  Hint: he's holding it in his hand.

Dinner last night:   The Dodger season ticket holder party at the Stadium.