Merry Christmas from Madison Avenue

 

Remember to leave Santa cookies, milk, and an ashtray.

Gee, it's not even electric.

Think mistletoe, not melanoma.

Screw the milk, kid.

Lee Harvey Oswald shopped here.  Shouldn't you?

Two packs a day?  You won't be lucky at all.

 Damn, I had one of these.

Merry Christmas, Mommie Dearest.

I was thinking of you, Fatso.

Now this looks like Christmas at my house.

And these special Christmas cartons were a big hit with my mom.

 "You want me to cook you what???!"

Dinner last week:  Leftover chili.