An Incarcerated Christmas

 

 We had a feeling you weren't.

 The reason Mrs. Claus is sporting some bruises.

 Santa Claus embalmed.

 Hey, little girl, wanna sit on my lap?

 No kidding.

 The head elf.

 Some people just can't see straight during the holidays.

 We Three Kings of Orient...

 North Pole, Cell Block D

 Which one of you reindeer peed on my boot?

A shepherd who kept his flock by night.

Dinner last night:  Pepperoni pizza.