Sunday, November 7, 2021

The Sunday Memory Drawer - A Broken Toilet Tank And Some Philosophy


We are yet in another post Election Day spin cycle.   This time around, it is the Republican side in the so-called driver's seat as people soundly reject the current Democratic administration in Washington, DC.   We spin around and around and around.   Much like the swirl in the toilet seen above.   All of it took me back about 12 or so years.   I believe Obama was in his first year as President.   And I needed to call a handyman.

Tom was a guy who worked for the owner of my condo apartment.  Not the one I am in currently.   This was the flat down on the first floor.  Whenever something in our unit needed repairs, we called Tom and he usually showed up pretty quickly, even in light of the fact that he recently started a new job as a medical attendant at the local Veterans Administration hospital.

Such was the case when we suddenly need both toilet tanks to be completely rebuilt. A job that stretched over two days, but that was okay because Tom was a pretty neat guy to talk to. He was in his 60s at the time, a former Vietnam vet, and somebody who had done a lot of "book learning" as Jed Clampett might say. He was amazingly unbiased in an increasingly biased world and I always appreciated hearing his take on issues because of this incredible and innate ability to be non-judgmental.

So, I'm standing nearby to lend an extra hand if needed as Tom took apart a toilet tank. And the round table discussion began with a rather ominous question from Mr. Fix-It.

"So, tell me. What do you think of Obama?"

Ummmmmmm.

Because diverse opinions those days could illicit dirty looks and even worse, I wanted to choose my answer carefully. To this day, I prefer not to discuss politics in public. I took a deep breath before speaking.

"Well, so far, I'm not a huge fan."

I thought my answer was safe and non-committal.  . Giving my true feelings but with a little fence straddling at the same time. I braced for Tom's response.

"Well, I voted for him..."

Len cued up a big gulp.

"...and I think the guy's a disaster."

Whew.

Okay, now anybody who reads this blog regularly knows, my view of then-President Obama was pretty much the same opinion I have had of most political leaders. They all suck. Most spend all their time either getting the job in the first place and then figuring out how to keep it. Very little care and attention is paid to their constituencies. Their fans and/or enemies, those either on the far left or the far right, pull and pull the rest of us as if we're the last piece of Turkish Taffy the day after Halloween. Nobody wins. Everybody loses. And style trumps (pun slightly intended) substance every day and in every way.

But, at that point in time. style seemed to be all we are concerned with and people/voters spend a lot less time thinking about world and American history than they do about the most inconsequential of trivia. I didn't give a shit what Michelle Obama was wearing. I didn't give a shit what they named the family dog.  I didn't care that he had BBQ ribs expressed to him every Friday night from St. Louis.  Didn't care, didn't care, didn't care.

But, after talking to Tom the Handyman as he played with some heavy porcelain, I cared a lot more about the important stuff. Because he opened my eyes to issues I had only considered in passing. Here's a guy who was beating himself up for making a voting mistake the previous Election Day. Because, as a veteran who served his country in that debacle called the Vietnam Conflict, he was already reeling from the benefits that have been taken away from him since January. Because, as a health care technician, he was already seeing and hearing from people who are petrified about their future ability to care for themselves. Because, as an American who's been in combat, he fully knew all the ramifications of a passive international stance.

I listened to him for an hour as he alternated between wisdom and a faulty fill valve in my toilet tank. To test the mechanism, he flushed. And made a point.

"That's what I did with my vote last November."

For all the pundits and commentators and bloggers on the national scene, Tom the Handyman made the most salient points of all. Because his pain is real.

"Len, do you know the story about the Pied Piper of Hamelin?"

I know it. The kids blindly following sweet music to their ultimate doom.

Tom the Handyman was making his final point. And flushed one more time.

I thought of Tom again last week with the current election results.  I don't know where he is today.   Too bad.  I would like to discuss 2021 with him.

Dinner last night:  Mongolian beef from Chin Chin.

Saturday, November 6, 2021

Classic TV Commercial of the Month - November 2021

Planning your Thanksgiving menu.  With supply chain issues, you might want to start now.

Dinner last night:  Italian sub from Jersey Mike's.

Friday, November 5, 2021

Say Hello to Your November 2021 Mugs

 

Don't you just hate days like this???
Pick a hair color, please.
The good news is that she'll be perfect in that prison production of "Hairspray."
Actually, Stupid may have been with Stupider.
Good news, pops.  They don't serve ribs or corn in jail.
Man?  Woman?  Anybody?

Wonder what she did to the groom.
Now, was shoplifting that 99 cent lipstick worth it?
You should.
You ain't heard nothing yet.

Dinner last night:  Smoked beef sausage.

Thursday, November 4, 2021

Wait! What??! - November 2021

 

I actually thought it was a gag when I first heard it.   Was this news excerpted from the Onion?   I mean, it was that comical.

But, no.   It was the Wall Street Journal.   Fairly well respected.   And not prone to fake news as comes from the likes of that idiot Joy Reid on MSNBC.   

Yep, this is legit.

It seems the Biden Administration is looking to pay reparations to illegal aliens who have suffered "great prejudice" from assorted Republicans.   So, he is looking to grant them all upwards of $450,000 for their pain and agony.

Wait!  What??!!

Does this mean a family of four who hid in an Escalade and came into this country illegally could possibly come close to two million dollars???

All of a sudden, America has become a game show.   Who Wants to Be A Millionaire.   And you can get there without even having to phone a friend.

This is wrong on all counts.   But, then again, it is Joe Biden and...well, enough said.  He was subsequently asked about it, but claimed it was all fake news.  

Except it was also reported in the New York Times.

I think about my own grandparents who came to this country because they wanted to find a better place to raise their family.   They would work hard to do so.   There were no "reparations" for them.

We are completely and totally off axis now, folks.   As for me, I'm thinking of going down to Mexico and sneaking back in a week later.   I mean, who couldn't use a cool half-million bucks???

Dinner last night:  Salad.



Wednesday, November 3, 2021

This Date in History - November 3

 


This is a painting of Christopher Columbus.  He discovered our country, so I guess he's the guy we blame.

1468:  LIEGE IS SACKED BY CHARLES I OF BURGUNDY'S TROOPS.

Well, at least, Liege didn't fumble.

1493:  CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FIRST SIGHTS THE ISLAND OF DOMINICA IN THE CARIBBEAN SEAS.

Didn't he discover America in 1492?  Gee, talk about taking the long way home.

1783:  HIGHWAYMAN JOHN AUSTIN IS THE LAST PERSON TO BE PUBLICLY HANGED AT LONDON'S TYBURN GALLOWS.

All subsequent hangings were conducted via closed circuit television with special admission prices.

1793:  FRENCH PLAYWRIGHT, JOURNALIST, AND FEMINIST OLYMPE DE GOUGES IS GUILLOTINED.

Killing feminists?  Why did they stop this practice?

1838:  THE TIMES OF INDIA IS FOUNDED AS THE BOMBAY TIMES.

And the very first comic strip in India detailed the adventures of Dagwood and Brunette Bumstead.

1883:  IN THE WILD, WILD WEST, "BLACK BART" GETS AWAY WITH HIS LAST STAGECOACH ROBBERY, BUT LEAVES AN INCRIMINATING CLUE THAT EVENTUALLY LEADS TO HIS CAPTURE.

The clue was a piece of paper that said "Black Bart was here."

1903:  WITH THE ENCOURAGEMENT OF THE UNITED STATES, PANAMA SEPARATES FROM COLOMBIA.

Unfortunately, America got stuck with custody of the kids.

1911:  CHEVROLET OFFICIALLY ENTERS THE AUTOMOBILE MARKET IN COMPETITION WITH THE FORD MODEL T.

Interesting because the first recall was in 1910.

1913:  THE UNITED STATES INTRODUCES AN INCOME TAX.

And they have never looked back.

1918:  POLAND DECLARES ITS INDEPENDENCE FROM RUSSIA.

Another divorce and, unfortunately, America got stuck with custody of the kids.

1921:  ACTOR CHARLES BRONSON IS BORN.

Birth wish.

1933:  POLITICIAN MICHAEL DUKAKIS IS BORN.  

And he was immediately behind by about 200 electoral votes.

1933:  ACTRESS ANETA CORSAUT IS BORN.

Miss Crump!!!!!!!!

1943:  DURING WORLD WAR II, 500 AIRCRAFT OF THE US 8TH AIR FORCE DEVASTATE GERMANY'S WILHELMSHAFEN HARBOR.

What goes around comes around.  Eleven years later in the World Series, the Cleveland Indians are devastated by the Giants' Hoyt Wilhelm.

1957:  THE SOVIET UNION LAUNCHES SPUTNIK 2.  ON BOARD IS THE FIRST ANIMAL TO ENTER ORBIT, A DOG NAMED LAIKA.

The second animal to orbit the earth was astronaut John Glenn.  Or so says Mrs. Glenn.

1957:  LAIKA, THE FIRST MAMMAL TO ORBIT THE EARTH, DIES.

Well, that obviously didn't work.

1964:  WASHINGTON DC RESIDENTS ARE ABLE TO VOTE IN A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION FOR THE FIRST TIME.

I wish we could take it back.

1969:  DURING THE VIETNAM WAR, PRESIDENT RICHARD M. NIXON ADDRESSES THE NATION ON TV AND RADIO, ASKING THE "SILENT MAJORITY" TO JOIN IN SOLIDARITY ON THE WAR EFFORT AND TO SUPPORT HIS POLICIES.

But, if somebody was supporting him, how did he hear it?

1986:  THE FEDERATED STATES OF MICRONESIA GAIN INDEPENDENCE FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

No big whoop, since, as far as I can tell, we didn't wind up with custody of a lot of Micronesians.

1990:  BROADWAY ACTRESS MARY MARTIN DIES.

Washing a lot more than men out of her hair.

2006: COMPOSER PAUL MAURIAT DIES.

Love is blue.  Death is a pasty yellow.

2014:  ONE WORLD TRADE CENTER OPENS.

Okay, try and knock that one down.

2020:  JOE BIDEN BEATS DONALD TRUMP IN THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.

The choice was...do you want your left leg amputated or your right one?

Dinner last night:  Leftover chicken.

Tuesday, November 2, 2021

Do The Right Thing...For A Change

 

It's back.   That annual gift given to us in this nation.   The right that many of our ancestors fought and died for.   

Election Day.  Of course, that has become a joke in itself.  I mean, nowadays, you can cast your vote by Labor Day.  At some point, we'll be able to elect people on our computer and boy, that will really start the hacking process.

Such a perk as democracy is increasingly being wasted in this country.   No one does any research on the candidates.    Instead, they go by the D or R that comes after their name on the ballot.   The days of being smart about how you vote are long gone.

So we vote for the party or the skin color or the gender or the sexual preference.  Qualifications, nope.   Abilities, no.   Education, hardly.   What should be important is hardly that any more.

And what is the end result of this sheer laziness in exercising our one true right as Americans?

Leaders like this old fossil.

Or this absolute dumb bell.


Or this bag of putrified shit.

Yep, those and many others just like them continually get re-elected.   On your watch.

Today, be smart.   Be informed.  Be an independent, for God's sake.

Dinner last night:  Leftover chicken with mustard sauce.


Monday, November 1, 2021

Monday Morning Video Laugh - November 1, 2021

 I had forgotten Larry David's classic visit to Heaven.

Dinner last night:  Crispy chicken thighs with mustard sauce.