Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Hollywood Then and Now - January 2023

It is still common to drive around Los Angeles and run into some production filming in a house or a park.  Usually, the dead giveaway is a bevy of those StarWaggon trailer.  FYI, those mobile dressing rooms were invented by none other than Lyle Waggoner of "The Carol Burnett Show."

But years before, it was probably a daily occurrence to see stuff being filmed.  There are countless videos on You Tube detailing all the places where Our Gang shot on the streets of Culver City.  

And then there's this gem of a comparison.

Take a look at this scene from the legendary "Sunset Boulevard."  William Holden running across the street to the infamous Schwab's Drug Store.

Well, Schwab's is long gone but there is still a movie connection to this site in 2023.   An AMC Theater is on the location with several other stories like a CVS and a Trader's Joe.


And I have been there many times.

Dinner last night:  Leftover pot roast.





Monday, January 30, 2023

Monday Morning Video Laugh - January 30, 2023

 Milton Berle had one major gag...and beat it like a dead horse.

Dinner last night:  Mississippi Pot Roast and Spaetzle.

Sunday, January 29, 2023

The Sunday Memory Drawer - Behind the Wheel

 

How time flies.  I recently had my Toyota Highlander serviced under the Toyota Care program and realized that I'm already headed into the last year of my three-year lease.   And there I will go again.   Securing another in the long line of Toyota leased vehicles.

And I think back to how it all started.   With the picture above.  

This wasn't actually my dad's car, but close enough in color and vinyl roof.   Trust me, he would not have had a California license plate.   He's probably spinning in his grave because I have one...and dared to move more than ten miles away from Mount Vernon, New York.

Yep, the Buick LeSabre was Dad's vehicle.  And he certainly was a loyal customer to a brand.   When it came to TV sets, he always purchased Zenith. When it came to beer, it was always Schaefer...when you're having more than one (and usually he did).  And, for cars, it was always some sort of Buick in his driveway.

This particular car was the one I remember most because he had it all the way from my grade school years to almost the day he died.  And the history of that car is such that, if you knew it, you knew my father.

The first day it showed up, the thing seemed huge to me.  Parked in front of the garage (which barely fit it), it looked like the Queen Mary docked and awaiting the next voyage to England.  The car's appearance was commanding.  The interior was so big that you could comfortably sit three people in the front seat. I know because, once I was driving it, we shoved a lot of my friends in there like clowns in a Volkswagen.

Dad was proud of this barge.  One of his regular trips was to motor around downtown Mount Vernon.   As he did, he would see his pals hanging out on various street corners.  Dad would honk, stick his arm out the window for a wave, and continue on.   Why he never stopped is beyond me.

Trips to see relatives in Long Island would find us in the car for an hour or two, usually stuck in Sunday traffic on the Long Island Expressway.  We'd take my dog Tuffy along and the LeSabre had a great spacious window ledge in the back for her to stretch out.   Until, of course, we stopped short and the poor dog flew off the ledge and landed on the floor of the back seat.

Those Sunday excursions to Long Island sometimes included my grandmother who needed an airing out.   So, Mom and Dad were in the front.   I was in the back seat with Grandma and Tuffy.   Of course, as soon as we got into the Buick LeSabre for the at-least-an-hour trip home from Deer Park, Long Island, Grandma would take her house keys out.   And clink them in her hands to the point of annoyance.   Of course, being natural enemies, the one who really got pissed was my mother.

"Godamnit, put those keys away!"

Or something like that.   As huge as the car was, the tension filled the vehicle.

When the time was right, I learned to drive on the Buick LeSabre.   My dad would take me on Sundays to Woodlawn Cemetery and that was where I got the feel of steering this tank.

"You can't kill anybody here.   They're already dead."

It took months for me to get the hang of maneuvering this four-wheel yacht.   I always steered wide around corners.   It was like the passenger side of the car was in another zip code.

Unlike some kids, it actually was about four years before I got my driver's license.  I was already in college.  And the timing was perfect.   I remember the first time I asked Dad if I could use the car the following Saturday.   I had a wedding to go to.   In Brooklyn.

"Brooklyn???!!!  We don't go to Brooklyn."

Dad was right.   The Buick LeSabre had been in Westchester, the Bronx, and Long Island.   Never ever Brooklyn.

My father apparently had faith in me because he let me have the car.   I'm sure that he sat home that night anguishing over every second I was gone.   He should have.   As I was steering that thing on the Belt Parkway, I was scared shitless.  I had no idea where the hell I was.   

But, once that threshold had been reached, I became a regular driver of the Buick LeSabre.  My dad worked nights in Stamford, Connecticut, but luckily, he was in a car pool with another guy.   When I became a regular fixture behind the wheel, I got to have the car on both Friday and Saturday nights.

Trust me, the roominess of the front seat was not an advantageous once I got to dating age.   And popped up to the Elmsford Drive-In with someone.   The conversation often had an echo.

During the winter, the car seats in the Buick LeSabre got extra cold.   If you came out of a Yonkers movie theater and it was zero degrees, you could barely let any part of your body touch the upholstery.   Beef could age nicely if you hung it in the back seat.

While I got quite adept at handling this monster, there was one college night where I couldn't accurately measure distance.   I was picking up two ladies on a small and curvy Bronx street for a trip out to a Westbury concert where we would pick up my college roommate at his Newsday internship.   There was another car parked on the curve of this thoroughfare and it was precision to try and get the Buick LeSabre past it without contact.

I didn't succeed.  Metal on metal.  Crunch, scrape, crunch would be seen in the comic strip bubble of my life.   I asked one of my friends to survey my car.

"Good news.   There is no damage that I can see."

Great.

Of course, when we pulled up to Newsday, my college roommate's jaw dropped.

"What the hell happened to your car???"

I made a mental note to come up with some good excuse for my father.   And also to have my friend make an immediate appointment with an optometrist.
But, by this juncture, the Buick LeSabre had already withstood a few nicks and dents with my dad behind the wheel.   He never got any of them fixed.   Until the day he parted with the car, you could see the handlebar indent on the front driver's side where the guy on the bicycle had landed.

Of course, the Buick LeSabre saw less and less action over time.  I moved off on my own and began my own chain of brand loyalty with Toyotas.  And, as Dad got older, he would refuse to drive at night.   Once he got sick and was starting to speed away from this existence, the Buick LeSabre stayed in the same parking space on the Bronx street in front of his apartment.   Once a month, I would come over to start it just so the motor would get some sort of exercise.

It came the day that my father needed the Buick LeSabre to be taken away to Junk Heaven.   He got a couple of his cronies to do the job because, by this time, Dad couldn't venture out-of-doors.   I remember calling him the day the car would be removed.   He picked up the phone and I could tell there were tears rolling down his face.   His chums couldn't get the car started.

"I wish I could help them.   I know that car.  It would start for me."

I know it would have.   If only he could have slid behind the wheel one more time.

Dinner last night: Sweet and sour pork at Wokcano.

Saturday, January 28, 2023

Classic Movie Trailer of the Month - January 2023

 This premiered seventy years ago this month.   Whatever happened to the blonde chick?

Dinner last night:  Breakfast for dinner - waffles and sausage.

Friday, January 27, 2023

Len's Juke Box of the Month - January 2023

You may know the theme song to the Mary Tyler Moore Show but I bet you never heard this spectacularly lush version from Sammy Davis Jr..  I dare you to play this just twice.

Dinner last night:  Lasagna from my freezer.

Thursday, January 26, 2023

And Tonight's Specials Are...


 "The Menu" is not going to be one of the best movies you ever see.  Nor will it be one of the worst films you ever see.  But one thing that it will do is keep you interested and borderline-riveted.   I guess it could be worse.

This savory concoction comes from the directing and producing folks that bring you HBO's "Succession."   That is a show I have kept watching despite the fact that I hate every single character in the cast.   Well, holding true to form, you won't find many of the characters in "The Menu" likable either.  

Indeed, here's a film that could have been pitched as follows: A show on the Food Network finds itself on the Sci-Fi Network.  Sounds weird?   It sure is.   But, again, nothing ever prompted me from looking away from the screen.

Ralph Fiennes plays one of those super-pretentious chefs who look at his meals as if they are artwork.   He has an exclusive restaurant called the Hawthorn on an exclusive and remote island.   Celebrities, movie folks, lofty food critics, and assorted other rich people pay big bucks for a five-course evening.  Except, on this one night, the chef has a paring knife to sharpen.  Within the first 30 minutes, you know this is going to go off the stove burners pretty fast.   And, by the way, President Biden will note that they use gas stoves in this film.

As each course is served, things get weirder and weirder and weirder.   It's like what might happen if Bobby Flay was released from a mental hospital.  As for dessert, trust me when I tell you that you will never look at smores the same way again.

But, indeed, your interest has been held and you can't say that about a lot of movies these days.  I recommend it.  I don't recommend it.   Whatever.  It's your call.

Just don't eat before you go to the theater.

LEN'S RATING: Three stars.

Dinner last night:  Salad.

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

This Date in History - January 25

 

This is Henry the Eighth, not Sebastian Cabot.  More coming below.

41:  AFTER A NIGHT OF NEGOTIATION, CLAUDIUS IS ACCEPTED AS ROMAN EMPEROR BY THE SENATE.

It pays to have Scott Boras as an agent.

1348:  A STRONG EARTHQUAKE STRIKES THE SOUTH ALPINE REGION OF FRIULI IN MODERN ITALY, CAUSING CONSIDERABLE DAMAGES TO BUILDINGS AS FAR AWAY AS ROME.

1348 and they're already calling it modern Italy???

1533:  HENRY VIII OF ENGLAND SECRETLY MARRIES HIS SECOND WIFE ANNE BOLEYN.

So this really happened?  It wasn't just a Herman's Hermits song?

1573:  IN JAPAN'S BATTLE OF MIKATAGAHARA, TAKEDA SHINGEN DEFEATS TOKUGAWA IEYASU.

You type that sentence fast and see what happens.

1787:  AMERICAN DANIEL SHAYS LEADS A REBELLION TO SEIZE FEDERAL ARSENAL TO PROTEST DEBTOR'S PRISONS.

Today it would just get sent to the Ukraine.

1791:  THE BRITISH PARLIAMENT PASSES THE CONSTITUTIONAL ACT OF 1791 AND SPLITS QUEBEC INTO UPPER AND LOWER CANADA.

Did this divide a hockey franchise in half, too?

1858:  THE WEDDING MARCH BY FELIX MENDELSSOHN BECOMES A POPULAR WEDDING RECESSIONAL AFTER IT IS PLAYED ON THIS DAY AT THE MARRIAGE OF QUEEN VICTORIA'S DAUGHTER AND FRIEDRICH OF PRUSSIA.

Some now confuse this song with Taps.

1881:  THOMAS EDISON AND ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL FORM THE ORIENTAL TELEPHONE COMPANY.

Did they even know what country they were living in at the time?

1882:  WRITER VIRGINIA WOOLF IS BORN.

Anybody afraid of this?

1890:  NELLIE BLY COMPLETES HER ROUND-THE-WORLD JOURNEY IN 72 DAYS.

Can you imagine what she could have done with more vacation time?

1915:  ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL INAUGURATES U.S. TRANSCONTINENTAL TELEPHONE SERVICE, SPEAKING FROM NEW YORK TO THOMAS WATSON IN SAN FRANCISCO.

So he finally got off that Oriental Phone kick.

1919:  THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS IS FOUNDED.

With no designated hitter.

1919:  JOURNALIST EDWIN NEWMAN IS BORN.

A journalist?  What the heck is that?

1931:  ACTOR DEAN JONES IS BORN.

And Herbie the Love Bug finally gets his driver.

1937:  THE GUIDING LIGHT SOAP OPERA DEBUTS ON NBC RADIO.

And it lasted on CBS television until September of 2009.  That's a whole shitload of residuals for the original writers and creators.

1942:  DURING WORLD WAR II, THAILAND DECLARES WAR ON THE UNITED STATES AND UNITED KINGDOM.

What were these idiots thinking?  Mismatch!!

1945:  THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE ENDS.

Woo hoo.  We can have dessert again.

1947:  GANGSTER AL CAPONE DIES.

It was a heart attack and not a tommy gun that got him.

1949:  IN HOLLYWOOD, THE FIRST EMMY AWARDS ARE PRESENTED.

Regis Philbin was the host.

1961:  IN WASHINGTON DC, PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY DELIVERS THE FIRST LIVE PRESIDENTIAL TELEVISION NEWS CONFERENCE.

Giving Edwin Newman something fun to do on his birthday.

1971:  CHARLES MANSON AND THREE FAMILY MEMBERS ARE FOUND GUILTY OF THE 1969 TATE-LABIANCA MURDERS.

Apparently it was possible for a Los Angeles jury to get one right.

1971:  IDI AMIN LEADS A COUP AND BECOMES UGANDA'S PRESIDENT.

Now there's a real charmer.

1990:  ACTRESS AVA GARDNER DIES.

A stunning movie star and even more noteworthy because she was the only woman who actually could beat Frank Sinatra in a fistfight.

1996:  BILLY BAILEY BECAME THE LAST PERSON TO BE HANGED IN THE UNITED STATES.

You should have listened.  We told you to please come home.

1996:  COMPOSER JONATHAN LARSON DIES.

He did "Rent" and now his lease is up.

2010:  METS ORGANIST JANE JARVIS DIES.

She ran out of Mets to meet.

2015:  PITCHER BILL MONBOQUETTE DIES.

Love that name.

2017:  ACTOR JOHN HURT DIES.

Probably did.

2017:  ACTRESS MARY TYLER MOORE DIES.

This one still bothers me.

Dinner last night: Leftover chicken teriyaki.

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

And You Wonder Why....

 

I have been doing this blog since March 2007.  Over 5,800 daily posts.   That is a lot.  

Now I have written here recently about the future of this blog.   Most of that was frustration about finding new and fresh material.   I considered perhaps reducing the frequency of entries.   But, once I had a few more new movies to review, I have experienced a renaissance of sorts and started to look forward to our virtual anniversary in two months.

Until...

Over the weekend, I got five emails from the Google Blogger team.   I was being alerted that five of my entries featured "inappropriate content" and would be flagged with a warning.   Indeed, I checked those entries and, lo and behold, you have to click first that you understand this is "inappropriate content" before you can actually read it.

What, what, WHAT??

Now I have friends who have been put in Facebook jail for posting "incorrect" information or getting overly political.  But I don't dabble in that stuff on social media.   Blog-wise, I can be a bit more opinionated.    So I was curious to know what kind of hate speech I had exhibited to warrant a finger wag from Blogger.

Hmmm.

I looked at all five offending entries.   Several of them were ten to twelve years old.   One was a review of the movie "Indignation" which I had completely forgotten.   Nothing offense there, except I used the expression "blow job" because it was part of the plot of the movie.

Another violation came from an old piece I had written upon the death of disc jockey Don Imus.   I had years ago had an encounter with him.   There was a lot of profanity on his part.   I needed to use it to tell the story.

Flagged.

The last straw came from a piece about eight years ago when I wrote about my latest colonoscopy.   Indeed, it was a comedic look at the process.  But it was also intended as a public service reminding everybody to get tested when they can.

Flagged.

If you seriously doubt that we are being watched and managed and controlled in this alleged free country, you are mistaken.

Given the time lag on these violations, I will keep pressing on for now.   I figure nasty things I write about Nancy Pelosi won't get cited for another ten years or so.

Harrumph.

Dinner last night:  Leftover chicken parm.

Monday, January 23, 2023

Monday Morning Video Laugh - January 23, 2023

The monthly visit with Oliver the Beagle...in SNOW! 

Dinner last night:  Teriyaki chicken breasts.

Sunday, January 22, 2023

The Sunday Memory Drawer - We Both Have Dates and The Universe Shifts Off Its Axis


My college roommate was here for the National College Football Championship and, as infrequent reunions usually dictate, we spent one night in a restaurant reminiscing about our college dating lives.

Or lack there of.

College was hardly a harvest of dating riches. More often than not, those years would be spent thinking about someone endlessly and ultimately doing squat with said thoughts. And when you did, it was always the wrong time, the wrong place, and the wrong everything. You’d get summarily rebuffed and wind up lying across your bed on your stomach. Hopelessly staring at the dirt on the dorm room carpet.

I lived at Fordham for two years: junior and senior. This should have been prime time in the dating arena. Once again, not so much. Still more of the wrong time, the wrong place, and the wrong everything. And, as my luck would have it, when there was interest on the other side, it was pretty much the wrong girl. I was lucky in the fact that my roommate wasn't doing much either. Luckily, we never found each other staring at the floor at the very same moment.

In the spring of junior year, we did hit on a situation that was so monumental the historians at the Guinness Book of World Records passed out in a dead faint. It also started a tradition that we carried on for, gasp, two years.

It was Double Date Night.

It all started innocently. He had to go to some award banquet and somehow, miraculously, got a girl to go with him. We talked about his impending evening and decided it would be absolutely hilarious if we both had dates the very same night. After all, that type of duality had come around, well, never before. So, I set out to secure my end of the bargain.

As always seemed to be the case, there was somebody that I had a crush on at the time. This was the impetus to get off the stick. I swallowed hard.

”You want to go to dinner Friday night?”

The reaction from my little friend was hardly inviting.

”Why?”

Gee, I love you, too. But, looking back now, this girl would be one to question and angst over everything. The type of annoying personality that would provoke even Mother Theresa to slap her. But, decades ago, I had lower standards. 

Nevertheless, she quickly agreed to the meal. And I decided to do this in style. A drive up to a steak house in Westchester. This meant I needed to secure my father’s car for the evening. And, essentially explain why. Clue a parent into your social calendar? Something that just wasn’t done in those days.

”Can I come home and use the car Friday night?”

The reaction from my father wasn’t very inviting either.

”Why?”

Wow, Dad, thanks for the support. And have I got a screwed up girl for you.

The logistics did work out. Of course, I wasn't used to driving my father's car, a Buick LeSabre that could have also doubled as Cleopatra's barge. This chick worried about my driving all the way up the Bronx River Parkway. And her worrying naturally made me drive badly. I wound up off the road on a sharp bend somewhere around Hartsdale. It was a bad deal all around. But, still, I managed to hold up my end of the Double Date Night premiere.

We would repeat the stunt a year later. My roommate was going out with somebody to some event. All over again, I went on the prowl to match up for the evening. This year, it was a little easier. I had an even bigger crush on somebody else. And when I asked she didn’t ask why.

”Definitely. What time?”

Score!

As we walked across the campus to whatever eatery we were headed to, she suddenly grabbed my hand to hold.

Hey, now!! Gee, I really love this annual tradition.

Of course, she then explained that we were walking past her old boyfriend’s dorm and she was hoping he would see us.

Balloon. Pin. No more air in Len.

The evening was fun, but there was always a black bunting over it. Like one of those fire houses which has just lost a member. In this case, the corpse was...me.

Of course, there would be much more to tell much later. But that’s so far back in my Sunday memory drawer that it may take another 17 years blogging before I can get to it.

Dinner last night:  Chicken parm.

Saturday, January 21, 2023

Classic TV Theme Song of the Month - January 2023

This cookie cutter TV show was on ABC sixty years ago.   Whatever happened to Ponce Ponce?

Dinner last night:  Grilled gruyere cheese and bacon from Clementine's.

Friday, January 20, 2023

Your Weekend Movie Guide for January 2023

 

Every time I see one of these vintage photos of people lined up to see a holiday show at Radio City Music Hall, my inside spirit dies a little more.  Such wonderful memories.   Of course, it was okay to stand on lines if my mom was running this excursion.   My dad?   Let's wait for the movie to "come up here," meaning Mount Vernon, New York.

So what are we on line to see this January?   What's that you say?  Nothing?  No kidding.   But, nevertheless, I'll do the monthly process and comb through the entertainment pages to see what is competing for our dollar these month.  Spoiler alert:  I think your wallet will win.

M3gan:  That's not a typo.   That's the title of the movie about some killer child doll.   I'm not intrigued enough to go and find out what the title signifies.

Avatar - The Way of Water:   The way of this water for me is right down the drain.

A Man Called Otto:   Tom Hanks as a doddering old guy.   Because, when you think about it, he really is a doddering old guy.

Plane:  Or with peanuts.

House Party:  Given the hip hoppers in the ad, I doubt this is the old TV show with Art Linkletter.

Puss N Boots - The Last Wish:   I hate cats.

Black Panther - Wakanda Forever:   I still can't understand how I actually went to see the first film.   

The Devil Conspiracy:   Could be a documentary on Adam Schiff?

Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With You:   Bathtubs courtesy of Kohler.

Babylon:  I was curious about this one from the "La La Land" folks, but, at three plus hours, I am told it's 90 minutes too long.

Women Talking:  Men Listening.

Violent Night:   All is calm?

The Fabelmans:  This autobiography about Spielberg as a kid could get him another Oscars.

Broker:   What we are since Biden got into office.

After Love:  A widow discovers her husband died with a secret.   Who doesn't?

Blaze:  A young girl witnesses a violent crime and summons up a dragon to protect her.   That is, until the government decides that possession of a dragon is illegal.

Alone At Night:  A woman in a cabin at night.   I am sure this doesn't bode well.

Detective Knight - Independence:  Starring Bruce Willis and I thought he retired.

Kids Vs. Aliens:  The ones from space not Mexico.

Out of Exile:   A recently paroled thief tries to balance his life.   These days, he would have been paroled within two hours in Chicago.

The Whale:   Brendan Fraser gains weight and possibly an Oscar nomination.  To be followed by a Nutrisystem endorsement.

Dinner last night:  Salad.

Thursday, January 19, 2023

Len's Recipe of the Month - January 2023

 

I don't know about you, but I haven't had much success with pork chops.   No matter what I rubbed on them or marinade them in something, they come out a little dry.   I was ready to give up on that "other" white meat, until this recipe from America's Test Kitchen came along.  Not only is the glaze tasty but the cooking method of slow and low gives you a very juicy and succulent chop.

First things first, get three or four boneless chops about an inch thick.  Put them on a rack over a pan that is covered with foil.   Salt and pepper them.  Put aside.  

Pre-heat your oven to 275 degrees.  Yes, that low.

The key here is the glaze and it is so easy to make.  In a small bowl, mix the following:

3 tablespoons of apple butter.

2 tablespoons of maple syrup.

1 tablespoon of Dijon mustard.

1 teaspoon of soy sauce.

1/2 teaspoon of apple cider vinegar.

Stir it all together well and then cover the top and sides of each chop.   Use half the glaze now.   

Bake at 275 for 40-45 minutes.  Get the internal temp to about 135 degrees.

Remove and brush on the remaining glaze.  Then set your oven to broil and put the meat back into the oven for another 15 minutes.

You're good to go with a couple of sides.  Red cabbage works very well.

And I guarantee there won't be a dry pork chop in the house.

Dinner last night:  Grilled bratwurst.




Wednesday, January 18, 2023

This Date in History - January 18

 

Happy birthday, Ollie!  

350:  GENERALLUS MAGNENTIUS DEPOSES ROMAN EMPEROR CONSTANS AND PROCLAIMS HIMSELF EMPEROUR.

Generallus Magnentius?  Sounds like something you take for constipation.

474:  LEO II BRIEFLY BECOMES BYZANTINE EMPEROR.

Briefly translates to...

474:  BYZANTINE EMPEROR LEO II DIES.

He probably didn't even get to try out the throne.

1126:  EMPEROR HUIZONG ABDICATES THE CHINESE THRONE IN FAVOR OF HIS SON EMPEROR QINZONG.

Tough day to be an emperor anywhere.

1520:  KING CHRISTIAN II OF DENMARK AND NORWAY DEFEATS THE SWEDES AT LAKE ASUNDEN.

Or a Swede, for that matter.

1535:  SPANISH CONQUISTADOR FRANCISCO PIZARRO FOUNDED LIMA, THE CAPITAL OF PERU.

And I suppose the Lima bean.

1670:  HENRY MORGAN CAPTURES PANAMA.

Obviously he wasn't content to simply have a seat on the "I've Got a Secret" panel.

1778:  JAMES COOK IS THE FIRST KNOWN EUROPEAN TO DISCOVER THE HAWAIIAN ISLANDS, WHICH HE NAMES THE SANDWICH ISLANDS.

Hold the mayo...and the pineapple.

1782:  STATESMAN DANIEL WEBSTER IS BORN.

Say hello to the Devil.

1871:  WILHELM I OF GERMANY IS PROCLAIMED THE FIRST GERMAN EMPEROR IN THE PALACE OF VERSAILLES.  THE EMPIRE IS KNOWN AS THE SECOND REICH TO GERMANS.

Yeah, well, the third one was the real killer.

1886:  MODERN FIELD HOCKEY IS BORN WITH THE FORMATION OF THE HOCKEY ASSOCIATION IN ENGLAND.

And the first fight was...?

1892:  COMEDY STAR OLIVER HARDY IS BORN.

Well, here's another fine mess you got yourself into.

1896:  THE X-RAY MACHINE IS EXHIBITED FOR THE FIRST TIME.

Prior to this, broken bones were simply unhappy surprises.

1903:  PRESIDENT THEODORE ROOSEVELT SENDS A RADIO MESSAGE TO KING EDWARD VII---THE FIRST TRANSATLANTIC RADIO TRANSMISSION ORIGINATING IN THE UNITED STATES.

First message was "please send moustache trimmer."

1904:  ACTOR CARY GRANT IS BORN.

The birth certificate read "Archie Leach."

1913:  ACTOR DANNY KAYE IS BORN.

I never quite understood his appeal.

1916:  A 611 GRAM CHONDRITE TYPE METEORITE STRIKES A HOUSE IN STONE COUNTY, MISSOURI.

They were looking to put in a sky light anyway.

1933:  INVENTOR RAY DOLBY IS BORN.

He's the reason we cover our ears at the movies.

1941:  DURING WORLD WAR II, BRITISH TROOPS LAUNCH A GENERAL COUNTER-OFFENSIVE AGAINST ITALIAN EAST AFRICA.

Talk about picking on the smallest kid in the school playground.

1941:  SINGER BOBBY GOLDSBORO IS BORN.

Honey, I miss you.

1952:  STOOGE CURLY HOWARD DIES.

Hey, look, Moe, it's the Grim Reaper.

1954:  ACTOR SYDNEY GREENSTREET DIES.

Road closed.

1955:  ACTOR KEVIN COSTNER IS BORN.

If your water breaks, he will come.

1958:  WILLIE O'REE, THE FIRST AFRICAN CANADIAN NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE PLAYER, MAKES HIS NHL DEBUT.

First African?  Come on, Wikipedia!  He was Black.  Deal with it.

1967:  BOSTON STRANGLER ALBERT DESALVO IS CONVICTED OF NUMEROUS CRIMES AND SENTENCED TO LIFE IMPRISONMENT.

He could look at the bright side.  He didn't have to watch the Red Sox anymore.

1969:  UNITED AIRLINES FLIGHT 266 CRASHES INTO SANTA MONICA BAY KILLING ALL 32 PASSENGERS AND SIX CREW MEMBERS.

Wow....that happened like right down the road.

1978:  THE ROOF STRUCTURE OF THE HARTFORD CIVIC CENTER COLLAPSES AFTER A SIGNIFICANT SNOWFALL.

Fittingly, the Ice Capades was appearing there at the time.

1978:  ACTOR CARL BETZ DIES.

Judd no longer for the defense.

1983:  THE INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE RESTORES JIM THORPE'S OLYMPIC MEDALS TO HIS FAMILY.

Available on e-Bay the very next day.

1990:  WASHINGTON DC MAYOR MARION BARRY IS ARRESTED FOR DRUG POSSESSION IN A FBI STING.

All of you who voted for him should be ashamed.

1990:  ACTOR RUSTY HAMER DIES.

Make room for Daddy's son.

1993:  MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. DAY IS OFFICIALLY OBSERVED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALL 50 STATES.

Go to J.C. Penney's for their annual White Sale.

1995:  UMPIRE RON LUCIANO DIES.

You're out.

2000:  THE TAGISH LAKE METEORITE IMPACTS THE EARTH.

Hopefully this one didn't land in Missouri.

2011:  POLITICIAN SARGENT SHRIVER DIES.

Peace Corpse.

2016:  MUSICIAN GLENN FREY DIES.

Fly like an Eagle.

2017:  OPERA SINGER ROBERTA PETERS DIES.

Hit that note.

2022:  ACTRESS YVETTE MIMIEUX DIES.

She used to be hot.  Now she's cold.

Dinner last night:  Leftover pork chops.

Tuesday, January 17, 2023

I Watched a Movie on Netflix

 

Today's blog title might not be a big deal in your house, but it is in mine.   I am not a Netflix devotee.   To me, there are way too many movies and shows on their service.  The sheer process of picking something to watch is mind numbing.   So I opt to keep my brain free and I virtually ignore Netflix all together.

But every once in a while, I have to make an exception and "Dog Gone" is one of those Hailey Comet moments.   I probably would have ignored it with the rest of Netflix.  But as it would turn, a good friend of mine actually knows the Virginia family that this true story was based on.  So what the hell.   There was another California rainstorm anyway.  Here I come, Netflix.

And, frankly, I am glad I did because "Dog Gone" is an utterly charming piece of entertainment.  Its only mission is to put a smile on your face and that separates it from 99.9 percent of every other film being made in 2023 for Netflix or any other place for that matter.

Fielding is a college senior whose heart gets broken by some girl and he decides to get over the romance by getting a dog who he names Gonker.   The only problem is he's ready to graduate and move back with his parents.  His relationship with Dad (a nice performance by Rob Lowe who also produced) is prickly to begin with and a dog is not going to help.  

But Fielding and Gonker eventually win over the folks.  Mom (a lovely performance by Kimberly Williams-Paisley) is an easier target because she still misses her childhood pooch who was hit by a car.   Of course, the expected complications ensue when it is discovered that Gonker has Addison's Disease (the same ailment that JFK had) and must receive medication religiously every month.

Of course, the title of the film lets you know that Gonker is going to disappear somewhere in the Appalachian mountains.   Dad and Fielding go on a long trip to find the dog and naturally bond during the process.   Indeed, Fielding is also hiding his own medical predicament from his parents.   

You know where this story is going even if you weren't given a spoiler alert by a friend that tells you there is a happy ending.  But the story is well laid out and makes you hit the tissue box at all the right moments.   It is certainly well worth your time and Kleenex.

So, this month, my Netflix subscription paid a dividend.   I'm sure this won't be a habit.

LEN'S RATING:  Three-and-a-half stars.

Dinner last night:  Leftover orange chicken.

Monday, January 16, 2023

Monday Morning Video Laugh - January 16, 2023

 Whoops.

Dinner last night:  Pork chops with apple butter and mustard glaze with red cabbage and corn.

Sunday, January 15, 2023

The Sunday Memory Drawer - All About the January Federal Holiday

 

Tomorrow marks the observance of Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Stools and windows in places like the Post Office and the DMV will be unwarmed as the normal occupants use this opportunity to remember the Civil Rights leader by watching reruns of "Good Times" all day long.

In the picture above, then-President George Bush the First signs a bill that formalizes Federal support for this holiday. Behind him is the non-singing King family which today is now deliciously feuding over the old lady's dough now that she's gone to that great Gospel choir in the sky. I would pay big bucks to see a reality show about how these dumbbells and progenies of the esteemed non-violence advocate are trashing each other for their due share of the pecan pie.

Also note the following factoids. As you see above, the President signing this bill is a Republican. The President who first approved this holiday was Ronald Reagan. A Republican. The political party that is, according to Democrats, supposedly comprised of nothing but card carrying racists.

Your honor, the defense rests.

Okay, I'm dilly dallying here. You're probably wondering what kind of personal memory this nonsense will conjure up. How the hell do the dots connect between my life story and Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

Here's how.

Years before Reagan signed the observance into law, there was constant clamoring for this to happen. And none might have been louder than the goofballs I went to high school with. Mount Vernon High School, now an armed camp that resembles a maximum security prison more than an educational institution, was always a microcosm of the racial divide which enveloped the city itself.

Mount Vernon was and is literally and figuratively divided in half by the commuter railroad line that cut right through the center of the city. The bottom half, or the South Side, was predominantly Black. The top half, or the North Side, was all White---a blend of Jewish and Italian families. I grew up on the cusp of the South Side, but, for the longest time, our neighborhood got a hall pass and we were mostly White and Italian. That didn't last long. As soon as the first Black family moved into the ugly apartment building across the street from our house, we knew it would all change. Grandma immediately got new locks for all the doors.

None of this ever sat comfortably together in Mount Vernon. There were neighborhoods you didn't dare enter after 6PM at night. Anything south of Third Street or Sanford Boulevard required a police escort. And, as I went through elementary and junior high school, I became more and more aware of how guarded I had to be in my hometown. By the time I got to high school, it went all, as they would say deep in the South Side, "off the hook."

Mount Vernon High School was as far away from the deadly South Side as possible. It was situated almost idyllically amid the richest homes of the city. A then-beautiful family neighborhood. Which was rocked to its core every school day as one bus after another pulled up to unload all the Black students from the Sandford Boulevard and beyond.

Indeed, at MVHS, the White kids were the minority. We knew it every day and in every deadly way. You had to hold your bookbag under your arm or it would be ripped off. You held tightly to your brown bag lunch or else Tyrone from shop class might be enjoying your Taylor Ham sandwich. And forget about even entering a bathroom if you had to pee. I held in my urine for three years. My bladder hasn't been the same since. The only White kids who got off easy were the Jewish ones, perceived as sympatico in the persecution department. Those dudes made sure to stay on top of whatever the most hip expressions were. And they always seemed to be totally up on the newest Motown artists. The earliest known form of "Whiggers."

But, for the rest of us Christian White folk, Mount Vernon High School was a treacherous place. We might as well have been going to school on the Mason-Dixon line in 1862.

Almost as soon as drops of blood started to ooze out of the slain Martin Luther King Jr., there were rumblings all over Mount Vernon and other cities that his January birthday needed to be a national holiday. It was positioned as an terrific way to honor this great American leader.

The Black kids in my school thought of it as an ideal way to get a day off in January. After all, you needed a rest break after going to school for two whole weeks after the Christmas vacation. And who wanted to wait all the way to February for the President's Day observance? For the longest while, the merits of this holiday were debated all over the country.

At Mount Vernon High School, the Black kids had their own idea.

One Monday morning, they barricaded themselves into the school cafeteria. And refused to come out till the school system gave them Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday off.

We heard the ruckus down the hall as it was happening. Whoops and hollers. Indians on the warpath? Nope, just most of the Black high schoolers throwing every lunch table available up against the doors. Naturally, even then, I caught this irony. The cafeteria was a natural safe haven. I noted that they certainly didn't barricade themselves into the school library. What fun would that be? Reading a book all day.

This method of holding a lunch line hostage naturally presented a curveball into your school day. If you were like me and brought your lunch from home, you could really eat it anywhere. But, for those craving such normal cafeteria offerings as sloppy joe sandwiches and chicken chow mein, you went hungry till 3PM. Why?

Because the school administration sat back and did nothing.

Maybe it was fear. Maybe it was because the teacher's lounge was still open and there was plenty of salisbury steak for them. But, the silence from the principal's office with regard to the "Taking of the Cafeteria" was deafening.

Since this whole fracas was a big part of my day, I figured this would be nifty news for all the local media.

Nothing. In the local paper. On the radio. On the television. Nothing.

Nothing when the takeover extended to Tuesday.

Nothing when the takeover extended to Wednesday.

Nothing when the takeover extended to Thursday.

I wondered to myself if any of this was really happening.

By Thursday noon, the masterminds behind Cafeteria-gate were getting bored. And perhaps a little stir crazy. Maybe they had run out of Cheetos. They decided to expand their realm of power.

I will never forget what happened next. I was sitting quietly in a class working on a quiz. From outside, we heard more whoops and hollers. And several loud crashes.

The Black kids had stormed the administration offices.

Suddenly, we heard the sound of the public address system being activated. And a piercing voice blasted out of the classroom speakers.

"WEEZE IN CHARGE NOW. NO MORE SCHOOL TODAY!!!"

No one around me uttered a word. Not even the teacher. When the next bell rang, everybody picked up their belongings and quietly left the room. And headed for the exits. To go home.

In the local newspaper the very next day, there was a small item detailing what had happening. Buried in the second section near the want ads.

The very next year, the Mount Vernon School System made a special provision to allow that those who wanted to observe Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday could do so and be excused from school.

I went to my classes as usual.

Dinner last night:  Orange chicken and fried rice.

Saturday, January 14, 2023

Classic Newsreel of the Month - January 2023

Damn!  Sixty years ago.   And we now know the CIA killed him. 

Dinner last night:  Leftover lasagna.

Friday, January 13, 2023

Is Your Home Depot This Funny?

 










Dinner last night:  Salad.

Thursday, January 12, 2023

Apollo 11 Under Water


Today's title might have been how the pitch meeting for this movie went.  Especially since the director was Ron Howard.

Indeed, like "Apollo 11," this film was based on actual events from 2018.  A kids soccer team and their coach venture into a deep dark cave just as the monsoon season in Thailand hits.   They are trapped and their location is six hours away from the entrance with the entire route under water.  Resourceful British Navy Seals devise a method to escort the twelve kids and their course out, one by one, by sedating them for the six-hour swim.   

And, like "Apollo 11." things get tense but there is a happy ending.   Ron's way to manage that level of suspense with the astronauts was masterful and it might have been his best movie ever.  I mean, we all knew they would be safe but, still, we were on the edge of our seats.

Much less so with "Thirteen Lives" and there are a few reasons for that.  The primary problem with this film is that so much of the footage is under water with a murky quality that sometimes prevents you from understanding what exactly is going on.  At times, it seems like you are binge watching several seasons of "Sea Hunt" with Lloyd Bridges.

The other challenge with "Thirteen Lives" is that, in comparison to the well known characters of "Apollo 11," you don't know who any of these people are.  Neither the Seals or the soccer kids.  Whereas in "Apollo 11," you got the stylings of Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon, and Ed Harris, the folks offered to you by "Thirteen Lives" are heroic but a bit less interesting.   Might I say dull?

The length of "Thirteen Lives" is also an issue.  Coming in at two hours and thirty minutes, you feel it drag frequently especially given you already know the outcome.  Now I'm a big fan of Ron Howard but it's hard for me to fathom that these two films were made by the same guy.

I wish I couldn't have liked it more, but I didn't.   At least, the kids are safe and sound.

LEN'S RATING:  Two-and-a-half stars.

Dinner last night:  Hamburger and French fries.