Tuesday, May 21, 2024

Len's Recipe of the month - May 2024

 

It's getting so I will try any recipe if my YouTube chefs Laura Vitale and Sip & Feast post one.   So, back in March, both of them shared a recipe for Irish Stew.  Perfect timing for St. Patrick's Day.   I missed the holiday, but I did make this dish by the middle of May.

The big drawing card with this is you pour a bottle of Guinness Extra Stout into the dutch oven.  The liquid is the key to the whole thing, but there are some tricks you need to incorporate.

This is a stew so the first thing you need to do is fry up some bacon (six slices chopped) at the bottom of your dutch oven.  I used chopped pancetta and that worked as you need to render some fat for the bottom.  After five minutes, remove the bacon/pancetta.   

Season with salt and pepper two pounds of cubed chuck beef.   Sear it in some of the liquid left behind by the bacon.  Sear both sides and then remove.

To the same damn dutch oven, throw in a couple of squirts of EVO.   Add the following.

Three sliced carrots.

Two sliced stalks of celery.

One sliced onion.

Four minced cloves of garlic.

Let the veggies get translucent for five to eight minutes.  Then fold in about a cup of tomato paste.  Then stir in a 1/4 cup of flour,  Make sure it gets absorbed into the veggies.

At this point, you will find a lot of brown bits on the bottom of the dutch oven.  To get them released, it's time to pour in your bottle of Guinness.  With a square spoon, scrape up the brown bits

Now add two cups of beef broth.  For best results, get yourself some of that Better Than Boullion stuff.  Add a tablespoon of thyme and several squirts of Worcestershire sauce.  Return the beef and the bacon to the pot.  Slice and quarter four to five Yukon Gold potatoes.  Add them.

Now there are two schools of thought on cooking.   Some say the oven.  I chose the stovetop and let it simmer for four hours.   Midway through, I removed the cover and added two curveballs.  I added two tablespoons of butter and two tablespoons of brown sugar, which will counteract the bitterness of the Guinness.

If you find like me that your stew is a little soupy, simply add a quick slurry and cook uncovered for about an hour.

Remember this recipe next March.

Dinner last night:  Leftover of the above.


Monday, May 20, 2024

Monday Morning Video Laugh - May 20, 2024

 And this is why Peloton is going out of business.

Dinner last night:  Irish Guinness Stew.

Sunday, May 19, 2024

The Sunday Memory Drawer - Springtime for HItler and Prom Dates

 

Aw, these lucky stiffs.   They got to go to prom.

Okay, here's how old I am.   I remember when you asked somebody to THE prom.   When did it become a stand alone word?   Was this something adopted in China?   It sounds like an incomplete sentence.

THE Prom Season is probably winding down and that psychological torture can be put away for another year.   A few years back, when I was at a Dodger game this time of year, I kept seeing messages pop up on the scoreboard.

"Ashlee, will you go to prom with me?  Josh."

This would happen over and over.   With no children in my house, I had no clue what this meant.   My childhood best friend Leo explained it to me as he was going through this phenomenon in his home.   Prom invitations to a girl must be executed in a very public way.   Over school P.A. systems.   Written in the sky.  On the Dodger Stadium Diamondvision.

Oh.

I wondered just how crushing it would be to go through this process and then be publicly humiliated by a "no" response.   Ouch.  So, as I have long suspected, the prom ritual might be the single biggest reason why people go into analysis later in life.

I am happy to say that I was spared all of this drama.   For the first time in my entire high school tenure, I was actually delighted to go to a predominantly Black school. We didn't even have an official prom. The event essentially became twenty Black couples going out to the Apollo Theater in Harlem. 

As I was neither Black or a couple, I did not qualify.

I've heard nothing but horror stories from people who actually had one. Vomit on tuxedos. Dates falling asleep in public places. Coming with one date and leaving with another. Not getting invited. The male flip side of that. Inviting somebody in a public forum who tells you to get lost.  It's way too early in life to have these pressures thrust upon you.

Why don't high schools host one big "dress-up" party? Pair off there if you so desire. Or just hang with your friends and make fun of the teachers.

Believe me, the trauma of formal affairs doesn't get any better with age. Years and years after my non-prom, I was working at an entertainment company that had a premiere broadcast held at, of all places, the Apollo Theater. Now, keep in mind that Harlem is just a place I ride a train through. But, this night was a gala affair. And it was black tie and date required. Luckily, this was a particular rare moment in time where I could easily comply on the latter.

The irony didn't pass on me that I was finally going to the Mount Vernon High senior prom at the Apollo Theater. And, even as a adult, there was enormous nonsense attached. What to wear? What color tuxedo? What tie that would not clash with the outfit of said date? Weeks and weeks of bullshit. 

By the time the evening arrived, I was mentally exhausted and would have preferred to spent the night at home watching "Cotton Comes to Harlem" on HBO. And, of course, I accidentally ripped something off the back of said date's dress, which created more chaos and hysteria than Donald Trump's election.

At least, I didn't throw up. But, thinking of it all today makes me want to.

Heck, I'm still bothered that it's no longer referred to as THE prom.

Dinner last night:  Teriyaki chicken lo mein.

Saturday, May 18, 2024

Classic TV Theme Song of the Month - May 2024

In honor of composer Henry Mancini's upcoming 100th birthday, let's enjoy a rare TV theme he did.   A beautiful one, at that.

Dinner last night:  Ham and gruyere grilled sandwich from Clementine's.

Friday, May 17, 2024

The 2024 Senior Prom Album

 

Well, this one is from 2010, but who cares?  These outfits never got into style.
And this one might be from 1827. Abraham Lincoln, Springfield High.
Formal wear by Hefty Garbage Bags.
Even the Dukes of Hazzard had a senior prom.
Love is blue....and so is our wardrobe.
Your same-sex prom photo.
I guess he couldn't get Pam Grier for a date.
Poor dog.
Who did their hair?  Benjamin Moore?
What happens when two prom dates can't find a babysitter for their children.

Dinner last night:  Hamburger.

Thursday, May 16, 2024

Well, The Very Idea...

 

Well, here we go.  Making good on my pledge to be less snobbish about movies I see on streams for reviewing purposes.   And this new viewpoint has an ignoble start with "The Idea of You," which is essentially a Hallmark movie without the snow.

Remember Anne Hathaway and all those ingenue princess roles?   Well, she's hit the proverbial Lancome wall.  Now in her 40s and loaded with Botox.   And this, of course, serves her well as she plays a 40 year-old divorced art dealer living with her teenage daughter in Los Angeles.  Oh, how the age thing weaves its nasty curves.

So, as any good mom would do, Anne takes her daughter and her friends off to Coachella for a few days.  She steps into a trailer which she thinks is a bathroom only to discover that it's the dressing room of the 24 year-old lead singer of some boy band named August Moon.  Embarrassment ensues, of course.   But, you need one of these "meet cute" moments to bring the most unlikely of romantic couples together.  If you like to cringe in public, this is the movie for you.

Conveniently, the kid goes off to sleepaway camp which allows Mom to do her own sleepaways in London, Rome, and Paris in full view of paparazzi.   In this film, more photogs follow this couple than did Diana and Dodi Fayed.  

To say this is a formula movie is redundant.  It follows the template of every single movie you would see on Hallmark.   First kiss at the 56 minute mark, followed by 14 and a half minutes of sex.   Then the inevitable breakup which, at the film's conclusion, winds up with the standard epilogue "Five Years Later."

The only thing you haven't seen before in "The Idea of You" is this much Botox into one woman's chin.  Somewhere underneath it all is what we remember as Anne Hathaway.  

Truth be told, you could probably find worse ways to waste your time then with this romantic tempest in a tea pot.   Just try to stop reciting the dialogue ten minutes before it is said.

LEN'S RATING:  Two-and-a-half stars.

Dinner last night: Some ice cream as I had a big lunch.


Wednesday, May 15, 2024

This Date in History - May 15

 

Happy birthday, Wavy Gravy.  Who, you say?  I don't know, I say.  But his name showed up on the May 15 birthday list and, with a name like that, it's impossible not to include him.

392:  EMPEROR VALENTINIAN II IS ASSASSINATED WHILE ADVANCING INTO GAUL AGAINST THE FRANKISH USURPER ARBOGAST.  HE IS FOUND HANGING IN HIS RESIDENCE.

What was he hanging from?  I mean, back then, there were no overhead light fixtures.

589:  KING AUTHARI MARRIES THEODELINDA, DAUGHTER OF THE BAVARIAN DUKE GARIBALD I.  

Sentences like that are why I always hated world history in high school.

1252:  POPE INNOCENT IV ISSUES THE PAPAL BULL AD EXTIRPANDA, WHICH AUTHORIZES, BUT ALSO LIMITS, THE TORTURE OF HERETICS IN THE MEDIEVAL INQUISITION.

He's Innocent...and trying to keep it that way.

1525:  INSURGENT PEASANTS LED BY PASTOR THOMAS MUENTZER WERE DEFEATED AT THE BATTLE OF FRANKENHAUSEN, ENDING THE GERMAN PEASANTS' WAR IN THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE.

#OccupyFrankenhausen.

1536:  ANNE BOLEYN, QUEEN OF ENGLAND, STANDS TRIAL IN LONDON ON CHARGES OF TREASON, ADULTERY, AND INCEST.  SHE IS CONDEMNED TO DEATH.

She was a head of her time.

1602:  BARTHOLOMEW GOSNOLD BECOMES THE FIRST RECORDED EUROPEAN TO SEE CAPE COD.  

In May.  He beat the summer rates.

1648:  THE TREATY OF WESTPHALIA IS SIGNED.

I love their ham.

1718:  JAMES PUCKLE, A LONDON LAWYER, PATENTS THE WORLD'S FIRST MACHINE GUN.

Elliot Ness thanks you.

1791:  MAXIILIEN ROBESPIERRE PROPOSES THE SELF-DENYING ORDINANCE.

Self denying what?  Umm, maybe I shouldn't ask.

1817: THE FIRST US PRIVATE MENTAL HEALTH HOSPITAL, THE ASYLUM FOR THE RELIEF OF PERSONS DEPRIVED OF THE USE OF THEIR REASON, OPENS IN PHILADELPHIA.

That's a long way to say "nut house."

1858:  OPENING OF THE PRESENT ROYAL OPERA HOUSE IN COVENT GARDEN, LONDON.

Eliza Doolittle needed some place to sell her flowers.

1862:  PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN SIGNS A BILL INTO LAW CREATING THE US BUREAU OF AGRICULTURE.  

Good, he freed the farmers.

1869:  IN NEW YORK, SUSAN B. ANTHONY AND ELIZABETH CADY STANTON FORM THE NATIONAL WOMAN SUFFRAGE ASSOCIATION.

And when do they give equal rights to their husbands?

1886:  POET EMILY DICKINSON DIES.

She should have stayed in bed because now she's dead.

1902:  POLITICIAN RICHARD DALEY IS BORN.

Any politician in Chicago is born automatically corrupt.

1905:  ACTOR JOSEPH COTTEN IS BORN.

No, he did not invent the Q-Tip.

1905:  BUSINESSMAN ABRAHAM ZAPRUDER IS BORN.

Back and to the left....back and to the left.

1905:  LAS VEGAS, NEVADA IS FOUNDED.

Now Siegfried and Roy have someplace to go.

1909:  ACTOR JAMES MASON IS BORN.

A star is born.

1918:  COUNTRY SINGER EDDY ARNOLD IS BORN.

Back in the day when country singers sounded like...well, country singers.

1928:  MICKEY MOUSE PREMIERES IN HIS FIRST CARTOON "PLANE CRAZY."

And still his fur is jet black.  He must use "Just for Mice."

1935:  THE MOSCOW METRO IS OPENED TO THE PUBLIC.

I can't think of a worse place to be than Russia during rush hour.

1936:  ACTRESS ANNA MARIA ALBERGHETTI IS BORN.

With meatballs.

1936:  CLOWN WAVY GRAVY IS BORN.

And I still don't know who the hell he is.

1940:  SINGER LAINIE KAZAN IS BORN.

She always plays a fussy old Jew.  Probably because she is.

1940:  MCDONALD'S OPENS ITS FIRST RESTAURANT IN SAN BERNARDINO, CALIFORNIA.

Two Served.

1942:   IN THE US, A BILL CREATED THE WOMEN'S ARMY AUXILIARY CORPS IS SIGNED INTO LAW.

They're called WAACs and that sure describes any girl I ever knew.

1948:  FOLLOWING THE DEMISE OF THE BRITISH MANDATE OF PALESTINE, EGYPT, TRANSJORDAN, LEBANON, SYRIA, IRAQ, AND SAUDI ARABIA INVADE ISRAEL THUS STARTING THE 1948 ARAB-ISRAELI WAR.

Talk about a pile-on.

1953:  BASEBALL STAR GEORGE BRETT IS BORN.

Without the aid of any pine tar in the birth canal.

1963:  THE LAUNCH OF THE FINAL MERCURY MISSION, MERCURY-ATLAS 9 WITH ASTRONAUT GORDON COOPER ON BOARD.  HE BECOMES THE FIRST AMERICAN TO SPEND MORE THAN A DAY IN SPACE.

On that very day, I was attending my first ever baseball game at Yankee Stadium.  I remember this because the scoreboard kept telling us how many orbits Cooper had completed.

1969:  CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR RONALD REAGAN HAS AN IMPROMPTU STUDENT PARK OWNED BY UC-BERKELEY FENCED OFF FROM STUDENT ANTI-WAR PROTESTORS IN A RIOT CALLED BLOODY TUESDAY.

There he goes again.

1972:  IN LAUREL, MARYLAND, ARTHUR BREMER SHOOTS AND PARALYZES ALABAMA GOVERNOR GEORGE WALLACE WHILE HE IS CAMPAIGNING TO BECOME PRESIDENT.

If he was aiming for the head, he missed.

1994:  ACTOR GILBERT ROLAND DIES.

The tightrope walker in "The Big Circus."  

2003:  SINGER JUNE CARTER CASH DIES.

Cash is no longer king.  Or queen.

2007:  PASTOR JERRY FALWELL DIES.

See ya, dirt bag.

2008:  CALIFORNIA BECOMES THE SECOND US STATE AFTER MASSACHUSETTS TO LEGALIZE SAME-SEX MARRIAGE.

When do the polygamy activists get their day in court?  

2015:  FOOTBALL STAR GARO YEPREMIAN DIES.

He kicked...the bucket.

2020:  ACTOR FRED WILLARD DIES.

Brilliant and always underrated,

Dinner last night:  Salad.

Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Where Did Everybody Go?

 

It is mid May and I shocked myself the other day.  I realized that I have been in an actual movie theater once so far in 2024.

Once.   

Oh, I've watched some films on streaming, but the actual process of going to a theater?

Once.

Now, admittedly, I had my second knee replacement in February so that would be a crink in my cinematic visits.   But, even when I was mobile, I was not enthused enough to go out to a movie theater.

This, of course, has a direct impact on the contents of this blog, which used to rely heavily on movie reviews.   Now I've critiqued some of the films from Netflix and Amazon, but most are junk and would not be worth my attention normally.

So, what's a blogger/film reviewer to do?   Well, I am going to start being less picky about what Netflix and the like are offering.   I will review things that might...in normal times...get my in-theater attention.

This practice starts this week.

And I will be careful what I wish for.

Dinner last night:  Leftover SPO.



Monday, May 13, 2024

Monday Morning Video Laugh - May 13, 2024

 When all else fails, get a dog.

Dinner last night:  Sausage, peppers, and onions.

Sunday, May 12, 2024

The Sunday Memory Drawer - Mom's Favorite Diamond

 t's Mother's Day so I bring back this tale previously told.  It's also perfect that the holiday coincides, as it always does, with the baseball season.

 



As a newly baptized baseball fan, I had quickly immersed myself in the Mets back in the day and it wasn't long before my fanaticism was legend around my own home. Dad had bought in completely and slowly transferred his diamond allegiance from the Yankees to the guys in Flushing. But there were others who needed to comment on this profound development.

Grandma heard the news and asked me who the Met manager was. When I replied it was Casey Stengel, she announced that she knew who he was and that she liked him. Then, she proceeded to tell me all about the Brooklyn Dodgers for some reason. They were called "Da Bums" and her cousin was a big fan of them. Which was apparently convenient because she called him a bum as well.

Grandpa said he preferred the Giants, but I explained to him that they had already moved to San Francisco.

"When the hell did they go way out there?"

Grandpa, who read the newspaper religiously every single day, had apparently missed the Daily News that week in 1957 when the Giants left town.

My mother was, however, completely removed from the baseball hubbub. When I held my little mini-press conference to announce that I was now a baseball fan and my favorite baseball team was the New York Mets, she reacted with the same two word phrase that she used whenever something positive entered my life.

"That's nice."

Oh.

And that was it. There was little intertwining between me and my mother when 
it came to the sport. From time to time, my fandom prompted some conflicts when I had commandeered the then-only TV set to watch a Met game. Mom had other visual destinations.

"Merv Griffin's on."

But...

I invariably lost out and had to resort to the radio play-by-play. Shortly thereafter, I did get my own portable TV for my bedroom. But still, I preferred to commandeer the only-color TV set in the house to watch a Met game. 

Another maternal skirmish ensued.

"Mike Douglas is on. Go watch in your room."

But, that's only black-and-white.

I never won.

There was one summer evening where I was watching a Met game on the Zenith Color TV console in the living room. Tom Seaver was going into the ninth inning against the Chicago Cubs with a perfect game. I was beside my self with euphoria. Enter Mom intent on turning the channel and finding out what Merv and Totie Fields were up to. I had to sell the importance of the baseball event through to her.

"Tom Seaver's pitching a perfect game."

Mom looked at me quizzically.

"Is that good?"

As my dad had explained to me several years earlier when we listened to the ninth inning of Jim Bunning's perfect-o against the Mets in a cemetery, I relayed the importance of such a feat to Mom. It was enough to keep the TV tuned to WOR Channel 9. And she watched along with me.

Five minutes later, Jimmy Qualls got a single, broke up Tom Seaver's bid for immortality, and ruined my evening and perhaps my life. It was rare for me to do so in front of a parental unit, but I let out an expletive.

"Shit."

Or something like that. Mom didn't totally get the moment or the significance or the pain.

"It's over. Channel 5, please."

And that was the sum total of combined activity for me, my mother, and baseball for the next several decades. Once I had my Saturday Plan seats at Shea, the only time the sport came up with her in conversation was with the same exchange. Over and over.

"Mom, I have a Met game Saturday.'

"That's nice."

Over and over.

"Mom, I'm watching the Met game tonight."

"That's fine."

Over and over.

Until it happened.

I don't know exactly when the world spun off its axis. But it took me completely by surprise. I was an adult by then. Calling the parental units once a day to check in and make sure they hadn't done anything to themselves. One night, in the middle of the most mundane of mundane conversations with my mother, she dropped her version of Enola Gay.

"Did you watch that Met game this afternoon?"

Who is this? And what have you done with her?

"That new announcer the Mets have. Tim McCarver. He's good looking."

No, seriously, where is she? Where is my mother?

She went on about the game. And did so the next day. And the day after. And the week after. And, most amazingly, she was starting to make sense. Slowly, she was picking up the intricate nuances of the game. And virtually parroting Tim McCarver.

"There's no way Mookie should have been bunting in the eighth inning."

"What was Davey Johnson thinking? I don't bring Doug Sisk in from the bullpen in that situation."

"Ron Darling walks way too many batters."

Huh?

I wrote Tim McCarver a note and told him what he had done to my mother. He took the compliment graciously. Except he had no idea how far off the beam she got. She was tuned to every game on TV. If they were playing on a weekday afternoon, she had the radio on at work. And she could recite their uniform numbers. I remembered that this particular feat was one of my earliest claims to fame when I had become a Met fan years before.

The circle of life had come full circle.

It helped that, in the mid 1980s, the Mets were a pretty good team whose bandwagon my mother had jumped on. These were the days of Gary Carter, Keith Hernandez, Jesse Orosco, and Darryl Strawberry.

And my mother's favorite Met of all time. Dwight Gooden. My mom's keen interest in the Mets had reached its full maturation in 1984, which was Gooden's rookie season. She took to the young pitcher as if he was her own son. 

While her Met fandom rarely wavered, it peaked significantly every five days or so when he was on the mound. Again, I was confounded by this all. Why Dwight Gooden? Why the Mets. Why now?

During the championship year of 1986, Mom's TV set went on the fritz right in the middle of the playoffs. She went from apartment to apartment in her building, looking for an available TV set and couch. Ultimately, she went to one of those furniture rental stores and leased a portable TV for the next three weeks.

The following season, when Gooden was suspended for cocaine use, my mother's world crumbled. I actually saw her cry over this. Tears that I had never seen when some relatives had died. Indeed, once I got used to this amazing human transformation, I was quite pleased. Mom had recently retired. Or actually had been unceremoniously retired. Other senior citizens tended to fall into funks when the work world is removed from their orbits. But, my mom didn't have time to get bored. She had the Mets.

There was only one more ribbon that needed to be tied around this package. It took a while, but she finally asked.

"I want to go to one of your Saturday games with you."

I realized I had uttered a similar phrase to my dad years earlier. In some ways, my mother's fandom was equal to what I had gone through when I was ten years ago.

Whereas my very first impression of Shea Stadium on a stormy Friday night was one of dampness and darkness, my mother's emergence from the tunnel into the Loge Section 7 stands was idyllic. The sun was shining. The weather was warm. The field shone like the most exquisite of jewels. And she enjoyed herself. To a degree.

"I like it better on TV. I miss Tim McCarver."

And, for that very reason, she never went to another game. With me. Or with anyone else. But, at least, there was that one special Saturday.

Dinner last night:  Orange chicken.

Saturday, May 11, 2024

Classic Newsreel of the Month - May 2024

 And, in May of 1937...the ultimate newsreel.

Dinner last night:  Salisbury steak.

Friday, May 10, 2024

Mother's Day Card with a Twist











 Dinner last night:  Hamburger.

Thursday, May 9, 2024

Morning Surprise

 

This will open your eyes quicker than a double espresso coffee.  I was greeted by this ominous message when I turned on my computer earlier this week.  A further reminder that there are bad people out there.  The woman's voice that accompanies this screenshot is scary all by itself.

But, trust me when I say that we are winning the war against these cyber thugs.  It's an annoyance but nothing to panic over.  But it is vital that you have some form of tech support like Geek Squad attached to your computer.  Simply call them and allow them to remotely access your computer.  They will fix it all and worth the 200 or so bucks I pay them every year.

Word of advice...you're welcome.

Dinner last night:  Salad.

Wednesday, May 8, 2024

This Date in History - May 8

 

Happy birthday in Heaven, Don Rickles.  This politically correct world misses you.

413:  EMPEROR HONORIUS SIGNS AN EDICT PROVIDING TAX RELIEF FOR THE ITALIAN PROVINCES CAMPANIA, TUSCIA, PICENUM, SAMNIUM, APULIA, LUCANIA, AND CALABRIA, WHO WERE PLUNDERED BY THE VISIGOTHS.

One of those historical dates which just tests my typing ability.

1541:  HERNANDO DE SOTO REACHES THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER AND NAMES IT RIO DE ESPIRITU SANTO.  

Why didn't he just call it his hideaway?

1794:  BRANDED A TRAITOR DURING THE REIGN OF TERROR BY REVOLUTIONISTS, FRENCH CHEMIST ANTOINE LAVOISIER, WHO WAS ALSO A TAX COLLECTOR WITH THE FERME GENERALE, IS TRIED, CONVICTED, AND GUILLOTINED ALL ON THE SAME DAY IN PARIS.

That's what happens when you don't have to go through the trouble of finding a jury?

1842:  A TRAIN DERAILS AND CATCHES FIRE IN PARIS, KILLING BETWEEN 52 AND 200 PEOPLE.  

So that's 148 folks who may or may not be dead.

1847:  COMPOSER OSCAR HAMMERSTEIN IS BORN.

Bali Hi'ya.

1884:  PRESIDENT HARRY TRUMAN IS BORN.

My grandmother hated him.  Said he was "fresh."

1895:  BISHOP FULTON J. SHEEN IS BORN.

Mrs. Fulton's folly.

1861:  DURING THE AMERICAN CIVIL WAR, RICHMOND, VIRGINIA IS NAMED THE CAPITAL OF THE CONFEDERATE STATES OF AMERICA.

Enjoy the honor, Richmond....for the next four years.

1877:  IN NEW YORK CITY, THE FIRST WESTMINSTER KENNEL CLUB DOG SHOW OPENS.

Watch where you step.

1886:  PHARMACISTS JOHN PEMBERTON FIRST SELLS A CARBONATED BEVERAGE NAMED "COCA COLA" AS A PATENT MEDICINE.

Do not exceed past four liters a day.

1898:  THE FIRST GAMES OF THE ITALIAN FOOTBALL LEAGUE SYSTEM ARE PLAYED.

Corleones, 21, Barzinis 15.

1902:  IN MARTINIQUE, MOUNT PELEE ERUPTS, DESTROYING THE TOWN OF SAINT PIERRE AND KILLING OVER 30,000 PEOPLE.

Or between 52 and 30,000 people.

1912:  PARAMOUNT PICTURES IS FOUNDED.

Who put all that snow on the mountain?

1913:  ANIMATOR BOB CLAMPETT IS BORN.

Beany and Cecil!!!

1919:  EDWARD GEORGE HONEY FIRST PROPOSES THE IDEA OF A MOMENT OF SILENCE TO COMMEMORATE THE ARMISTICE OF WORLD WAR I.  THIS INDIRECTLY RESULTS IN THE INSTITUTION OF VETERANS DAY.

Hi, Honey, be quiet.

1926:  COMEDIAN DON RICKLES IS BORN.

In his day, he was one of the best.

1929:  ACTRESS MIYOSHI UMEKI IS BORN.

Mr. Eddie's father's housekeeper.   Or something like that.

1932:  BOXER SONNY LISTON IS BORN.

The Cassius Clay opponent who did not invent his own grill.

1933:  MOHANDAS GANDHI BEGINS A 21-DAY FAST IN PROTEST AGAINST BRITISH RULE IN INDIA.

As if there's anything to eat in that garbage can of a country.

1940:  AUTHOR PETER BENCHLEY IS BORN.

Swimming prohibited.

1940:  SINGER RICKY NELSON IS BORN.

Harriet, please rest after that long labor.

1940:  SINGER TONI TENNILLE IS BORN.

Aye, aye, Captain.  Now Captain-less.

1941:  THE GERMAN LUFTWAFFE LAUNCH A BOMBING RAID ON NOTTINGHAM AND DERBY.

If Downton Abbey kept making new shows, this would have been a great plot.

1945:  V-E DAY.  COMBAT ENDS IN EUROPE AS GERMAN FORCES SURRENDER.

So is this the day where that sailor and that chick got it on in Times Square?

1945:  END OF THE PRAGUE UPRISING IN THE CZECH REPUBLIC.

So it's also V-P Day.

1948:  BURMESE POLITICIAN U SAW DIES.

Include simply because of the bizarre nature of that name.

1963:  SOUTH VIETNAMESE SOLDIERS OPEN FIRE ON BUDDHISTS.  

Well, that chanting can get a little annoying.

1967:  SINGER LAVERNE ANDREWS DIES.

The first Andrews Sister to go.   The last just croaked a few years ago.

1970:  THE HARD HAT RIOT OCCURS ON WALL STREET AS BLUE COLLAR WORKERS CLASH WITH VIETNAM WAR PROTESTERS.

Later served as the pilot for All in the Family.

1972:  US PRESIDENT RICHARD NIXON ANNOUNCES HIS ORDER TO PLACE MINES IN MAJOR NORTH VIETNAMESE PORTS.

As if anything decent is being imported or exported from that cesspool of a country.

1976:  THE ROLLERCOAST REVOLUTION, THE FIRST STEEL COASTER WITH A VERTICAL LOOP, OPENS AT SIX FLAGS MAGIC MOUNTAIN.

You go upside down?  I'll never go on it.

1980:  THE ERADICATION OF SMALLPOX IS ENDORSED BY THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION.

When do they start on bigpox?

1984:  THE SOVIET UNION ANNOUNCES IT WILL BOYCOTT THE 1984 SUMMER OLYMPICS IN LOS ANGELES.

They missed a helluva show.

1988:  A FIRE AT ILLINOIS BELL TRIGGERS THE WORST TELECOMMUNICATIONS DISASTER IN US TELEPHONE HISTORY AND THE WORST TO OCCUR ON MOTHER'S DAY.

And they wondered why those damn kids never called.

1994:  ACTOR GEORGE PEPPARD DIES.

Now on the D-Team.

1998:  BANKER BEBE REBOZO DIES.

With a name like that, he's better off.

1999:  ACTRESS DANA PLATO DIES.

Now the cause of death was not a different kind of stroke.

2008:  SINGER EDDY ARNOLD DIES.

He used to sing "Make the World Go Away."  Well, Eddy, wish granted.

2009:  BASEBALL PLAYER DOM DIMAGGIO DIES.

Marilyn's brother-in-law.

2016:  ACTOR WILLIAM SCHALLERT DIES.

The man was in everything but the ground and now he's there, too.

Dinner last night:  Salad plate.

Tuesday, May 7, 2024

What Must Alexa Be Thinking?

In 2024, we all get profiled by what we buy on Amazon.   Now, for me, it's normally food and toiletries.  But, lately after two knee replacements, the order list has changed slightly.

For instance, I can no longer raise my left leg to put on a sock.  So...

And, for the same reason of left leg immobility, I cannot clip my toenails.  So...
Now, because my gait has changed, calluses are forming where they never have before.  So...
And, naturally, it's also tough to put shoes on.  So...

Doesn't life suck sometimes?

Dinner last night:  Tuna salad.


Monday, May 6, 2024

Monday Morning Video Laugh - May 6, 2024

 Well, after all, next Sunday is Mother's Day...


Dinner last night:  Roast chicken at the home of Kevin and Amir.

Sunday, May 5, 2024

The Sunday Memory Drawer - Catching the Train To A Game

 

My weekly memory dumps about baseball in my pre-teen years end for a while after next week. But, first, I harken back to turning thirteen years of age. And what's so important about that particular benchmark?

It was the age where I had started to go to baseball games by myself. Well, not alone completely. But clearly without adult supervision. Specifically, my father.

Think about it. The time was not that long ago when a couple of new teenagers could pop on the NYC subway without a single worry. These days, if you'd find a thirteen-year-old on the subway by himself, the parents would be expecting an emergency call from Social Services. Back then, we didn't blink an eye. And, frankly, neither did our folks, who were clearly not ogres. It simply was a different era for all of us.

The summer of my thirteenth year found us with this wonderful and new independence. Waiting around for my father's vacation day in order to get to a Met game in Queens turned out to be a drag. Jeez, I'm old enough. I'm already taking public transportation to get to confirmation class and church in the Bronx. Shea Stadium would just be an extended trip. A little bit longer ride.

A 90 minute subway ride to be exact.

Amazingly, the aforementioned argument sailed past the parental judges without a pause for lengthy deliberation. Yes, you can go. As long as it's a day game. And as long as you don't go by yourself.

Well, of course not. Duh. What fun would that be?

As was usually the cases in those days, my typical part in crime and fun was Leo, my buddy from "up the block." He apparently had been rewarded the same clearance from his folks and was primed for a foray into parts of the NY metropolitan area unknown. We worked out a handshake deal on our baseball travels. If he, as a Yankee fan, would go to a Met game with me, I would reciprocate with an excursion to the House That Ruth Built. Such diplomacy and civility is uncommon in society today.

All treks would commence at the 241st Street Subway station, which was a mere blocks away from our homes. Setting out for a baseball game was akin to prepping for a climb up Mount Everest. Once we boarded the trains on the elevated tracks shown above, we would be casting our fates to the gods. And spending a helluva lot of time underground.

The first ten or so minutes on the train was familiar to us. We knew the stops from our past travels to the Wakefield Theater on 233rd Street or my church on 219th Street. Once we got to the first major hub of Gun Hill Road, we steeled ourselves a little bit tighter on those dirty gray seats. We were on less familiar turf.

After we passed through the West Farms Square station heading into the South Bronx, all bets were off. As far as we were concerned, we might as well have been going on an African safari. Unarmed. There were so many stations and train stops. At platforms that scared us just a little. We were not in Mayberry anymore.

174th Street. Freeman Street. Simpson Street.

Hmm, red lights in some of the windows? We were young, but we knew what that meant. Even then.

Intervale Avenue. Prospect Avenue. Jackson Avenue.

We were still on an elevated track. We could see all the treachery around us. We waited for the cool and dark vastness of the subway tunnel at 149th Street and Third Avenue. Sure, the evil would still be there. But, at least, we wouldn't have to see it anymore.

To get to Shea Stadium, we needed to change trains for the Flushing Line at Time Square. You couldn't miss those subway cars headed for Queens. They were painted an ugly pale blue color that now reminds me of an Al Sharpton leisure suit. While figuring out how to maneuver this intricate deviation in travel direction, we would try to get a snack in a place that was virtually snackless. You could try and step over a bum to get a hot dog from a vendor that hadn't cleaned his grill since LaGuardia was mayor. There were gum and candy machines. You might pull the lever for Juicy Fruit and wind up with a package of Sensen.

And, of course, there were the soda machines. Not like the ones we know today with the cans and the bottles. These gave you a cup with some ice. But it was really as dicey as the most crooked roulette wheel in Vegas. You'd put in your coins, pulled the knob for the soda flavor of your choice, and then held your breath. Down came the cup. No ice. No syrup. Only seltzer.

Try it again. Down came the syrup. Down came the ice. No cup.

Try it again. Down came the seltzer. No syrup. No ice. No cup.

One last time. Ice tumbled onto your shoes. And that was it.

We usually found up getting to our baseball game with a critical case of dehydration.

The first time Leo and I journeyed out to Shea, our timing was way off. Who knew how to efficiently manage time in such far off locales? We wound up getting to Shea Stadium two hours before the game. Not even the Mets were there yet. We mounted up to our seats in the Mezzanine and found ourselves squarely next to a drunken Puerto Rican guy. There was nobody but groundskeepers on the field. But, that didn't stop this liquored-up idiot who might have boarded our train at Intervale Avenue.

"Lezz go Mezz. Lezz go Mezz!"

We moved the first chance we got.

The second game at Yankee Stadium was a little easier. First of all, the subway ride was shorter. We changed trains this time at 149th Street-Grand Concourse for the one stop uptown on the Jerome Avenue line. Before you knew it, the grand fortress of Mickey Mantle & Company loomed up like Godzilla rising from the ocean.

On that hot July day, Leo and I had scored some sweet seats in the front row of the field level just past first base. The only problem was that we were not alone. This time, in place of a pickled Puerto Rican, we had gnats. Lots and lots and lots of gnats. They loved our clothes. They loved our ears. They wanted to travel up our nostrils.

Despite the infestation, it was still a great day. Because we were now on our own. Going to baseball games. And, moreover, we could be trusted to get home in one piece.

A change-of-life moment. And one that made it a slamdunk for the next stage of my baseball existence.

The following year was my very first in those Loge Section 7 seats at Shea Stadium every Saturday afternoon. Two chairs that would be with me for most of my life.

Dinner last night:  The pre-game buffet at Dodger Stadium.