Right out of bed and into a jail cell.
With her ass in jail, where will her family hang up their washcloths?
The first time I've ever seen hair do snow angels.
The one call she can make from jail should be to whoever can show up with her bottom dentures.
She should be out in time to greet the 45th President of the United States.
And she'll be soon united with her prison matron.
Somehow I don't think you can fix this with a squirt of Bactine.
The real criminal here is whoever did her mascara at Walmart.
Got cell?
This guy really got plastered.
Oops, there goes another vote.
Dinner last night: Had a big lunch with my good friend Amir and her cute little daughter Ella, so I just had a salad.
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Hope plus Change equal Arrest.
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