Happy New Mug Shot 2012

Cry me a river...as you travel up it to Sing Sing.

Er, no, apparently, you can't.

She claims she was framed...as she slides out of this one.

Yeah, prison showers are a hotbed for germs.

You can get arrested for selling bad rice.

Pick a hair color please.

I hope he wasn't the winner in that fight.

She can pick up Direct TV HD programs with this contraption.

How come we never see any criminals wearing Mitt Romney sweat shirts?

And you'll exactly like that during your first prison shower.

Dinner last night: Macaroni and cheese.