The First Mugs of Spring

Something tells me her vote next November will be a write-in ballot.

As dwarfs go, she's also a little Dopey.

 "I'm strong to the finish, cause I eat my spinach."

 "Oh, Grandmama, a nice prison record you have."

 Yeah, I'd put gloves on too before I touched that hair.

 My God, there must be ants in here.

But certainly not the first Black inmate.

  Cut yourself shaving?

 Do those things come in strawberry?

 Who stole Billy Joel's Norelco shaver?

Dinner last night:  Rotisserie chicken and broccoli salad from California Chicken Cafe.