Christmas Card Photos From Hell

Pick your own politically incorrect caption.

Christmas at the Blitzens.

 Does everybody in the family need to see how you abuse your children?

Atta girl!

Those Daisy Dukes look a lot better on a woman.

This will blow a fuse.   So will the girl in the back.

Everybody in this family got Lasix surgery for Christmas.

Like the letters say....

 This is actually making me nauseous.

Send this one back...."They've Moved.   No Forwarding Address."

I'd like to return all four of these, please.

Gee, thanks for pissing all over my holiday.

Dinner last night:  Tri-tip sandwich at Wood Ranch.