Christmas on Madison Avenue - 2013 Edition

Hey, if Arthur Godfrey, Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, and Perry Como smoke them, why not you?

Ideal gift idea for that family on snipers in your neighborhood.

And I thought that lingering nicotine scent on Christmas Eve was my mother's.

7-Up as the beverage at your holiday party?  Um, not in my house...

 In some households, the fruit cake you like best is Cousin Dwayne.

 Come on, cheapskates.   Buy the little girl a freakin' toy.

 The people in the ad are a little overdressed to be watching "Wagon Train."

 Christmas at the Oswalds.

Is it me or is this America's first inter-racial couple?

 Now that looks like my house.

This must be a bitch to wrap.

 Somebody's getting melanoma for Christmas.

When you want to spend no more than two or three cents on your kids this Christmas...

The Candy Man is now the Alka Seltzer Man.

Dinner last night:  Got upgraded on the plane---stuffed shells a la American Airlines.