Beware the Ides of Awkwardness

He's got the whole bride in his hands.

Great wedding gift idea if the bride and groom live in China.

No tongue, Grandma.

What a bunch of dummies.

We were wondering what happened to Grandpa.

You can hang them anywhere.

 

Arf.

Hey, kid, you know where that's been??

"You're from Roto Rooter, right?"

That's one way to dump the bride.

Five seconds later....splat!

C_te.

I think Dad is the real dummy in this photo.

Dinner last night:  Steak, potatoes, and broccoli.