March of the Wooden Mugs

Who ordered the felon with whipped cream?

 Does this bandage come in turquoise?

Here's a memo from the judge:  Please go straight to the state prison.

 I'm just guessing, but this must have been about shoplifting an eyebrow pencil.

Any time?   You'll be doing a lot of it.

Make that 20% to your lawyer.

 Somebody get him a phone book to stand on.

 Oh, my God!  They've arrested Ricky Gervais!!!

 Arrested right in the middle of his Toni home permanent.

Yeah, Mom's real proud of you now.

How far can you pop them out?

Who you lookin' at??

The hairdo alone should get her three years behind bars.

Dinner last night:  Had a big lunch so just some Chinese dumplings.