Beware the Mugs of March

 But I did not steal this bologna sandwich?

 What's that smell?   Oh, wait...

Please...no corn on the cob in the mess hall.

 Woody Harrelson's dad?

 Yes, you have been arrested.

 With that kind of attitude, lock him up for ten years.

 No, you can't steal from Macy's.

 Looks like a dog when it hears a strange noise.

 This is not a dental exam.

 Should have tried to shoplift a shirt.

 Cafeteria Worker Gone Wild.

Guess the IQ.   We will accept estimates in the negative.

Dinner last night:  Had a huge lunch, so just some celery sticks.