The Real April 2018 Fools - Special Celebrity Edition

Heather Locklear.  Arrested for appearing in public without make-up.

 Tiger Woods.   Five years over par.

 Artie Lange.   Yes, the "I can't believe he's still alive" Artie Lange.

 Shailene Woodley proves that even millennials can get arrested.

 Shia LaBoeuf...a proud holder of...

 ...a frequent arrest card.

 Sam Shepherd.  Arrested and then he really arrested.

 Emile Hirsch.  Yeah, I know.  Who?

 Daryl Hannah.  Splash!  

 Russell Brand sporting a "How can you arrest Jesus?" look.

 Andy Dick.  See Artie Lange above.

Leif Garrett.   The Emile Hirsch of the 70s.

Dinner last night:  Hamburger.