It's Never Too Early for a School Picture

 A big Justin Turner fan.

 Crying and it's not even October.

 Plaid will be in again...someday.

 President of the 4-H Club.

 She got way too close to that ceiling fan.

 Is that her hair or the Starship Enterprise.

 Has already been beaten up twice.

 Has already gotten laid twice.

 She subscribes to a big bang theory.

 How's everything in shop class?

 Yeah, Jake, we get it.  You're different.

Spotted in the playground outside.

Dinner last night: Meat loaf sandwich.