Your Lousy Halloween Costume Store

Clever until you have to explain it to the kids.

I hope her name is Virginia.

 When your local bar has a Halloween party.

When your local Planned Parenthood chapter has a Halloween party.

 Oddly enough, these are not costumes.

 Speak to his wife.

 I see a theme emerging.

 Making maximum use of those baby spills.

 When you are invited to a Halloween party at the White House.

 Also perfect for the Halloween party at your Planned Parenthood chapter.

 Meanwhile, these two idiots weren't even born when...

How old is this costume??!!!

Dinner last night:  Leftover ravioli.