The Checkout Line at Walmart

 

Looking for a new job?  She has first crack.

 The gun is loaded.  So is he.

 Cellulite cream is in aisle 3.

 Too much beer will make you pee your pants.  If you're wearing some.

Windy out?

Pretty in pink.  Except this ain't Molly Ringwald.

Thanks for the warning.

"Whadaya mean my account is closed?"

No words available.

Too, too, too, too old for your look.

This guy bugs me.

 Exercise equipment is in aisle 8.

Dinner last night:  Leftover lasagna.