Your February 2025 Rap Sheet

 This month I am including the actual crime...some of them so weird that they are worth mentioning.

 Arrested for attacking herself with a sword.

 Substitute teacher caught selling narcotics to her students.

 College professor caught taping sexual encounters with his students.

Yet another member of college academia caught having sex with a student.

Broke into a u-Haul to save a rabbit.

 ROTC instructor caught having sex with his students.

 Threw her infant out of the car window into the woods.

 Kept 44 rats, 16 horses, 8 dogs, and one cat in her house.

 Regularly inhaled nitrous oxide with her child.

 Raped a boy at knifepoint.

 Arrested for regularly burying puppies alive.

Pledged on his Facebook page to kill Trump on Inauguration Day.

Dinner last night:  Taylor ham and cheese omelet.