It's okay to blink once a day.
Practice makes perfect.
Sure, Dad. You're laughing now. But wait till the kid becomes a teenager, remembers this day, and comes after you with a handgun.
The latest graduates from the Jon Benet Ramsey School of Dance.
When you're stuck for a Halloween costume, going as a sperm always works.
A twofold problem. She has no idea where that tongue has been and he has no idea where that ear has been.
Whee!!!!!Dinner last night: Had a very late lunch, so just some frozen yogurt.
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You did it again: started my day with frightening reminders of human insanity.
The couple sucking on a banana should be in jail. They're dangerous. If they allow themselves to be photographed doing that, imagine what else they're into. Shudder.
The parents of those girls with dreams of performing should be in jail. They're as bad at raising daughters as Sonny and Cher.
The black couple? No comment.
Once again, I am relieved to never have seen the hellish inside of a Chuck E. Cheese.
Will there be a Christmas edition? Warn me.
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