Awkward is as Awkward Does

Twelve years later and he's still trying to strangle his son.

You can't wait a couple of hours????

The latest remake of Gulliver's Travels.

If my mom had hair like that, I'd be scowling, too.

Home Decorating Tip #75:  Always make sure your draperies match the bridesmaids.

Moe Howard, Japanese style.

Hopefully, both of these idiots have been declawed.

Let's hope Dad doesn't start to branch out.

It's Bath Night in North Carolina.

Where's the widescreen shot, please?  We want to see...well, you know...

Dinner last night:  Garlic beef from Century Dragon.