Your Wedding Album from Hell - 2012

Grandma's slipcovers sure did come in handy.

How much you want to bet that this photo was taken in Las Vegas??

Looks like the kid popped out of her uterus fully formed...and already dressed.

Keeping abreast of all the wedding festivities.

Must be tough to dance on those wooden legs.

From the looks of this maid of honor, the best man's gonna get awful lucky tonight.

Hope they're not serving chocolate fondue at the reception.

Shotgun wedding joke?  Anybody?

I guess there is such a thing as spring training for your honeymoon.

L'il Abner and Daisy Mae finally tied the knot.

Dinner last night:  Turkey burger at the NY apartment.