Your Holiday Shopping Guide for 2017

You don't really want to be out with these people this holiday shopping season.  On this day, one of the biggest shopping days of the year, let me help.   Here are some nifty gift ideas that you can easily find on-line.   Less wear and tear on your body.   

 For the NRA member of your family...

 No need to get beer suds on your facial hair with this wonderful gadget.

 Actually, it's where the liquid is going anyway....

 Like I said...

 For the laziest Italian on your list...

A cute knick knack for anybody who actually remembers what a Polaroid camera is.

The 2017 Nativity scene.   With Three Wise Men bearing gifts via Amazon Prime and a shepherd posting it all on Instagram.

 Let your cat be the one guilty of collusion.

 Just how bored can you get in the bathroom?

 For the toddler destined to be a pole dancer.

 Stocking/garbage can stuffer.

Seriously?

Dinner last night:  Turkey roulade with stuffing, scalloped potatoes, cranberry sauce, Brussels sprouts and carrots.