We All Dance Around the Mug Pole of May

 Yes, you can use too much moisturizer.

 Where are your clothes, Gomer Pyle?

 It's never good when school cafeteria staff is arrested.

 Never saw the inside of a jail before?

 Arrested for Cleveland Indian copyright infringement.

 You'll have plenty of time to sleep when you're in solitary.

 His girlfriend really likes to neck.

 "Shee-it."

 Pippi Longstocking called.  She wants her hair back.

 Adolf's brother...Shecky Hitler.

 OMG!  They've arrested Art Carney!!

Okay, now roll your eyes back to their original position.

Dinner last night:  Hot dogs and sauerkraut salad.