The Tears of A March Mug Shot

 Was the lipstick in your pocket worth it?

 Arrested and probably no prom date either.

 Runner-up in the Tina Turner impersonation contest.

 The hair braids alone should get her convicted.

 Crying or perhaps mid-sneeze.

 Daddy will be mad.

 Her mascara runs faster than Rickey Henderson.

 Dumb...and ugly.

 There goes Honor Roll.

 Use your sleeve.

Your hair will be all black in six to eight months.

I bet she can't wait to meet the new warden...Lois.

Dinner last night:  Candied bacon and salad.