Speaking of which, you know the drill by now. I'll scan the local theaters and give you my knee-jerk gut reaction to what's in our theaters. And the list of junk will make you long for a drive-in even more.
Twisters: Nothing like a follow-up film thirty years after the first one came out.
Despicable Me $: There have been four movies about Nancy Pelosi?
Longlegs: You need them to reach things on high shelves.
Fly Me to the Moon: A dreadful looking romcom with Scarlett Johannsen and Channing Tatum. Collective IQs: less than 80.
Inside Out 2: Hated the first one, so do the math.
A Quiet Place - Day 1: The good news is that you can't do a prequel set before the prequel.
MaXXXine: No clue but, with that title, there better be nudity.
Bad Boys: Starring Martin Lawrence and Will Smith. Paging Chris Rock.
Horizon - An American Saga: All of a sudden, Kevin Costner is John Wayne.
Bad Newz: I avoid all movies with misspellings in the title.
Clear Out: I see Alec Baldwin in the ad. What crew member died in this one?
The Crumb Catcher: About somebody who invents a kitchen appliance. In my house, the crumb catcher was our dog.
Before Dawn: A young Australian sheep herder goes off to fight World War 1. All Quiet on the Really Far Western Front.
Clawfoot: A housewife, played by Clint Eastwood's daughter, is terrorized by a contractor. Given who her father is, that guy should think twice.
Dinner last night: Pineapple-bacon chicken sausage.
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