Friday, September 5, 2025

The Mugs of September

 

Right out of bed and into a jail cell.
With her ass in jail, where will her family hang up their washcloths?
The first time I've ever seen hair do snow angels.
The one call she can make from jail should be to whoever can show up with her bottom dentures.
Vintage political T-shirt # 1.
Vintage political T-shirt # 2.
Somehow I don't think you can fix this with a squirt of Bactine.
The real criminal here is whoever did her mascara at Walmart.
Got cell?
This guy really got plastered.

Vintage political T-shirt #3.
Dinner last night:  Cheese and crackers.

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