If it was up to me, there should be an appearance element thrown into every US election. For instance, somebody like Katie Porter, a Congresswoman from somewhere in the bowels of California, wouldn't stand a chance. I mean, she rates high on the fat and dumpy barometer.
But, frankly, this slob wouldn't have a chance even if she were a runway model. On sheer brain power alone, Katie is disqualified.
You know, this monthly moron feature really could be turned over to nominating the newest idiotic Democrat to make an appearance. With the upcoming gubernatorial election in California and the future 2028 Presidential race, there will be no shortage of morons kissing babies at the mall. There will be the raising of one ugly head after another.
And that's where Katie Porter comes in. One of those clowns educated by the most liberal colleges in the country, Katie doesn't have an original thought in her head. Look at some of her political stances on-line. Every word out of her mouth comes straight from the Democratic Party. She must get a daily download. There is nothing original or even remotely unique with her political stance.
And that's why she is looking to replace Gavin Newscum as Governor of California as yet another stupid and worthless civic leader. Dopey Gavin has his eye on the White House, while Katie has her eye on Sacramento...and probably a bucket of KFC. Being able to recite from the liberal playbook doesn't make you a leader.
Indeed, if you do some research on Katie, you will see she is hardly leadership quality. She allegedly goes through staffers like onion rings at In N'Out Burger. Anger management incidents follow her daily. She supposedly poured a pot of boiling potatoes over her first husband's head. There's already a restraining order between her and the latest boyfriend.
But this is all trivial stuff, right? Because Katie Porter knows how to recite political viewpoints as if Senor Wences had his arm up her back. Is there no end to the number of useless politicians out there?
Boy, oh, boy, do we throw our votes in the toilet every November? Morons electing morons. Katie Porter is an idiot. But somebody will vote for her.
Dinner last night: Leftover General Tso's chicken.

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