The Merry Mugs of May 2026

 

Her smile reminds me of the face you would see on the old Steeplechase ride at Coney Island.

Ironically, there's nothing in that head worth holding in.

Oh, my God!  They've arrested Dixie Carter!!!

The next words out of his mouth?  "Police brutality."

Man or woman?  Show of hands, please.

Remembering all those dopey women who voted for that idiot.

Arrested right in the middle of having a stroke.

Oh, my God!  They've arrested Cheetah!!!

"Dr. Frankenstein, it is alive."

"I didn't know five thousand dollars of jewelry was in my pocket."

Dinner last night:   Burrata salad at Lombardo's in Dobbs Ferry.